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Lindsay: Sam n' Tan
We've not heard much from Lindsay Lohan and jaunty hat stand/lesbian girlfriend Samantha Ronson lately. We assume that's because we thought they broke up. But no, they were just having a love spat, and they had another lulu the other night. For the full scoop, let's turn to our own personal gossip blackjack dealer, Female [...]
Lilo-SamRo Lesbo Fight-O
Look how happy rumored lesbian Lindsay Lohan looks on New Year’s Eve. A pretty new frock, a fresh coat of canned tan, and her best gal Samantha Ronson on her arm. Unfortunately, mere moments after this shot was snapped, the two exploded into a cacophony of flying strawberry weave, scratching fingernails, and kicky fedoras. The [...]
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Lindsay Lohan Gets BUSTed Guzzling Booze and Nuzzling Cooze
As we all know, Lindsay Lohan is a sober non-lesbian. The kind of sober non-lesbian who chugs vodka and frenches her girlfriend on video. She’s so delightfully complex! We’re in vacation mode with visions of brined bird on the brain, so we’ll let Inside Edition take over and tell the tale.
OK, so technically YES, the [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Rip Off Them Spanx
ï Eva Longoria upskirts; shows off some sizzling shapewear from the Sears "Silver Fox" foundation garment collection. (Yeeeah!)
ï A plane carrying Winona Ryder was forced to make an emergency landing, presumably because she was all zorked out on goofballs. (Yeeeah!)
ï Homoeroticism on the Twilight set. Rawr! (Hollywire)
ï Despite her unending, ultra-desirable [...]
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A Side of Lohan, Covered In a Delicate Breading
Anti-fur activists usually throw ketchup, don't they? Well, it seems that when Lindsay Lohan in involved, they throw flour. Mix 'em together and you have a fetching pinkish paste that can be used to wrangle and glue runaway boobs into low-cut dresses. Or as denture paste. CelebWarship lays it down:
Lindsay Lohan received an unwelcomed surprise [...]
Lindsay Trades Girl Who Looks Like Boy for Boy Who Looks Like Girl
Is it just us, or has Lindsay Lohan gotten boring since she started licking clam? We were really hoping that the LiLo/SamRo thing would be a bit more like the Ellen/Anne Heche thing (because you just know that Lindsay will get bored and go back to dick, and there's a good chance that she'll lose [...]
Lindsay Lohan Admits She's Bi. Bi-KINI, That Is!
Yesterday was Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's final day of their wet hot Mexican summer vacation in Los Cabos. Though what we're really interested in here is Los Yabbos. The big, bouncy ones straining under the wet black Lycra of Lilo's bikini. Look at all the fun she and Sam are having. Holding hands, splashing [...]
Lohan and Ronson in Bikinis, on the Butch Beach
The highly pneumatic, slightly asthmatic Lindsay Lohan hit the beach yesterday with her eatalotapuss gal pal, the butchily fetching Sam Ronson. Two girls, two bikinis, and the salty, slightly seafood-y scent of the ocean air . . . ah, truly the stuff of a Sappho poem. Minus the cigarettes and popsicles. For two girls who [...]
Lohan's Dad Finds Sam "Disgusting"
When Michael Lohan was a toddler, he threw temper tantrums to get attention. When he was a child, he threw Lincoln Logs. When he was an adult, he threw shoes at his brother-in-law's head over a family meal, resulting in jail time. And now that he's the father of a very famous young lady, he's [...]