Tag Archives: Samantha Ronson
Lilo Uses Twitter as a Weapon
What with all her jewel burgling and pill-gargling and turdulous fashion designing, we’ve lost sight of what’s most important about Lindsay Lohan. And that’s that she’s a gifted actress and a true artist. Hahaha, just jerking your bird. It’s the fact that her palate is tuned to poon. We’re not sure if she and lover/hat [...]
Lilo Goes Loco on SamRo
We've stopped reporting on the romance of famous firecrotch Lindsay Lohan and lady-loving DJ Samantha Ronson because trying to keep up with the day to day changes in their relationship was giving us agita. However, this video (filmed late Saturday night/early Sunday morning) of Lindsay camped out on Sam's front stoop for hours nicely sums [...]
Lindsay Lohan Sex Toy Fantasy Ruined by Presence of Sam Ronson
Let's take a minute to pretend it's 2004. You're looking hot in your Uggs and knit poncho, and Lindsay Lohan is nothing more than a talented teen actress with huge knockers. If our 2009 self had approached you then, stepping out of our futuristic third-generation Prius and showing off our iPhone 3G and told you [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Two in the Pinkett, One in the Stinkett
Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith claim that they porked in the car on the way to the Oscars. Billy Bob/Angelina Jolie wannabes, all. (The Blemish)
Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson lesbian parody porno. 1 Night in Lilo? (Drunken Stepfather)
Crank THAT, Soulja Boy. Is that a Mr. Microphone in his drawers? Faker. (Yeeeah!)
The actual video of [...]
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Lindsay Lohan Shows Snatch; Snatches Sam Back
We have not read The Rules or He's Just Not That Into You or The Game or Captain Underpants and the Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie Woman but we still know that traveling across an ocean to show up at a party your ex will be attending is bad form. However, maybe this bit of [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Cannes You Dig It
Brad’s all, “C’mon, Angelina, we have to get to Cannes” and she’s all, “Hold up, Brad, I gotta show the paps a little more of where Shilohs come from.” (Yeeeah!)
Maria Bello. Topless. Tied to a bed. Believe it. (Nudography)
And speaking of Maria Bello, did you know that she was from the greater [...]
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Also tagged Adriana Lima, Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, celebrity bathroom habits, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, film festivals, Hayden Panettiere, Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan, Maria Bello, nip slips, Rihanna, tattoos, underwear
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"Come at Me, Bitch"
Normally, the idea of a fallen star resorting to selling her story to a tabloid would make us chuckle like Grandpa after we pulled his finger, but this is so pathetic that we feel bad. Which was the aim, so cheers, fallen firecrotch Lindsay Lohan, you've earned our sympathy. Well, maybe "sympathy" isn't the word. [...]
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Also tagged celebrity breakups, celebrity gay rumors, Drea de Matteo, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie
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Sam Ronson: Cheater, Cheater, Poonkin Eater
Twitter is good for a lot of things. Learning to restrain your wordiness. Pretending you are friends with people you have never spoken to, like Solange Knowles (who did not bleach her baby). Gems like this from Snoop Dogg: inside peanut butter outside jello..hellllooowww ….twizzles hooow u doiiin?? (actual tweet). But really, its best use [...]
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Lindsay Lohan's Job: Spending Sam Ronson's Money
Have you wondered how Lindsay Lohan has maintained her lavish lifestyle despite the fact that she hasn't worked since the Eisenhower administration? Easy: She's just spending her girlfriend's cash. Says the New York Daily News:
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are like any other couple: Their domestic squabbles are mainly over money.
According to friends of the [...]
Lohan Angry! Lohan Smash! Lohan Tweet! Lohan Go to Jail!
We're sure this was an epic weekend for you. We're betting you upchucked at least twice, cried once, made some regrettable Twitter updates while intoxicated, and fought bitterly with your significant other. Funny, demi-lesbian Lindsay Lohan had the exact same weekend. The only difference between yours and hers is that she wasn't wearing some [...]
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