"Samaire Armstrong decided to enter an outpatient facility to deal with some personal issues in a therapeutic atmosphere and is doing very well. She continues to work on her show and will be completing her treatment in a matter of weeks."

Is this the publicist's version of laughing to yourself, then, when someone asks, "What's so funny?", saying, "Oh, ha ha ha. Nothing. It's just . . . oh, nevermind! I shouldn't say anything. No, really. Forget I said a word, tee hee hee"? Using our own superior logic skills, we can take the "outpatient" and "matter of weeks" to assume that Samaire isn't suffering from severe cocaine addiction–Lohan's taught us that it takes at least 2 months to treat it. Similarly, she's not dealing with exhaustion, as that takes 24 hours in a hospital and a cancellation of obligations and responsibilities. And it's obvious that she's not a crack-smoking alcoholic with a heroin habit on the side, since Winehouse is successfully dealing with that by scratching her husband's face off and eating a lot of fast food.

Is Samaire Armstrong naked at MrSkin.com? Yes, Samaire Armstrong is naked at MrSkin.com.

"It was an amazing party. I sat beside Prince Andrew and Fergie . . . Sharon, Jack, Kelly and Ozzy Osbourne were there and so were Sting and Liz Hurley–who didn't wash her hands when she left the toilet!"

Our first reaction was "Hahahahaha. Liz Hurley has tinklefingers." And our second reaction was incredulity that Samaire Armstrong was invited to Elton John's wedding. Perhaps there is a clause in the Gay Constitution stating that any guy-guy wedding must be attended by at least one (1) cast member of a popular teen drama.

Liz Hurley is truly dirty at MrSkin.com.