Tag Archives: Salma Hayek
Breakups of the Rich and Buxom
Beautiful actress finds billionaire European guy to shoot his goof juice up her muff, baby ensues, relationship is ended, billionaire European does not give up billionaire European lifestyle, beautiful actress gets $$$$ for child. Reproduction in Hollywood is a beautiful miracle from heaven, a reverent blessing from above. According to USA Today and their colorful [...]
Salma Hayek Is So Totally Pumped!
If there is one thing we know in this crazy mixed-up world of ours, it's that Salma Hayek has absolutely enormous breasts. And apparently, she is using them as a weight-loss method. A friend of the actress says that after giving birth to daughter Valentina, Salma has been having trouble losing her preg weight and [...]
Salma Hayek's Honkers Are a Gift from God
Salma Hayek has accomplished what myriad civilizations have been attempting since the beginning of time: She's definitively proven the existence of God. And she did it with her boobs. Reports Contact Music:
Mexican actress SALMA HAYEK was so upset by childhood jibes about her flat-chest, she would pray to God for larger breasts. The Ugly Betty [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: What's Red, White, and Screwed All Over?
ï Nicole Richie in a bikini. Now with more boobs and fetus; less jutting latissimus dorsi. (Egotastic!)
ï Drummer gets pounded: Meg White sex tape? We say not her, but here's a challenge: if someone can find and send us a picture of Meg wearing the "D" necklace featured in the hump flick, we [...]
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Salma Hayek to Get Even More Buxom . . . in the Guts
In spite of all your praying, hoping, wishing on various sundry stars and eyelashes and cake candles, visits to voodoo priestesses and human sacrifices, Salma Hayek and BFF Penelope Cruz are, sadly, not life partners who film themselves kneading each other's chahooblies. In fact, it seems that wily Salma has been seeing someone behind our [...]
Polish Your Oscar to Mr. Skin's 2007 Anatomy Awards
We're finally ready to admit it. We're well into Tuesday and no one seems to have located any errant Oscar night nipples, so there you go. For the first time in quite a while, a truly G-rated ceremony. Perhaps the stars were particularly wary of offending best actress nominee/li'l shaver Abigail Breslin and had their [...]
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Also tagged awards shows, celebrity nudity, Gretchen Mol, movies, Rosie O'Donnell, the internets
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CNW Junk Drawer: "Animal"
ï Diana Ross would like to give singing lessons to Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera. We can only imagine how that would go. "No, honey, more nasal! I said MORE nasal! That's too classically perfect and on-pitch, girl; could you maybe get a slightly whinier tone there?"
ï James Brown died last week, and [...]
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Also tagged Adam Brody, Britney Spears, celebrity deaths, celebrity offspring, Celebrity Sex Tapes, celebs in bikinis, Christina Aguilera, Diana Ross, Eva Longoria, James Brown, Jessica Biel, Kim Kardashian, Kylie Minogue, P. Diddy, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid, upskirt shots
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ScarJo's Got the Best of the Breast
So what were the serious journalists over at In Touch doing while People was negotiating their $4.1 million buy of the Brangelina family fun pics? They were rating celebrity racks. Because who cares about Piloh Shitt when there are boobs to ogle?
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Also tagged Brittany Murphy, Halle Berry, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Rebecca Romijn, Scarlett Johansson, Tyra Banks
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