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CNW Junk Drawer: The Fetus Next Door
Kendra Wilkinson reveals EEEEEE BABY BUMMMMMP BUMP ALLLERERRRT OOOOH SQUEEEEALLLL! (Popeater)
The New York Times is all, “Sorry we said you’re a slut” to Sienna Miller. (Yeeeah!)
Rosie O’Donnell and her wife might be getting same sex divorced. (Amy Grindhouse)
Bobby Brown implies that Whitney likes crack. Not that kind of crack. The kind you find in front [...]
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Also tagged Alec Baldwin, Billy Bob Thornton, Bobby Brown, celebrity breakups, celebrity gay rumors, celebrity pregnancies, Celebrity Sex Tapes, Kendra Wilkinson, plastic surgery rumors, RenÈe Zellweger, Rosie O'Donnell, Shauna Sand, Sienna Miller, Whitney Houston
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Salma Hayek's Talkin' Titties. Or Fashion. Whatever.
We always thought that the blame (or thanks, depending how you look at it, and we look at it like a cartoon character with distended eyeballs) for Salma Hayek's cleavage went to the wondrous generosity of nature. But as it turns out, it's all her billionaire husband's doing. People magazine explains why Hayek's hooters were [...]
Salma Hayek's Hooters Are Legally Wed
Oh, Salma Hayek's natural knockers. How many times you've dreamt of them. Kneading them like two especially heavenly loaves of sourdough. Using them as the world's most perfect pillow on a long flight. Swinging them up and down to see if they have enough bounce to reach her chin. Ah, the things you could do [...]
Salma Hayek Breastfeeds in Glorious Moving Picture
Remember last Friday? It was the day you cut out of work at 2 to go see He’s Just Not That Into You? Remember that? And remember when we brought you that funny story about how busty Salma Hayek went to Sierra Leone and pulled out one of her milkalicious tittyballs and used it to [...]
Salma Hayek Cures World Hunger with Milkalicious Tittyballs
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes one woman–one magical, mystical woman–with breasts that generate more nourishment than your average Wisconsin diary farm to feed that village. That woman is Salma "Bouncy Mounds" Hayek, and she apparently whipped out a tit and fed a random baby during a recent trip to [...]
New Celebrity Couple: Salami Colon!
What do you get when you cross a sexy Mexican lady with huge breasts with a greasy drunken Irishman? We dunno, a leprechalupa? Shamrock shake? Funbagpipes? No, actually you get Colin Farrell and Salma Hayek, who are reportedly hooking up. Pop on the Pop reports:
Salma Hayek and Colin Farrell were rumored to have had an [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Merry Xmas Paris, Here's Some Herpes
ï Paris Hilton parts her luscious lips and dangles her gloss-shellacked chancre at the camera. Cheese! (Yeeeah!)
ï Mariah Carey's smuggling some warm, milky snowballs in that ski jacket of hers. (Pop on the Pop)
ï Salma Hayek pulls a Britney. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï A beautiful and heartwarming collection of the year's most inspiring celebrity [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, boobs, celebrity offspring, Janine Lindemulder, Mariah Carey, Paris Hilton, plastic surgery rumors
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Kate Hudson and Angie Harmon's Butts Urge You To Give
Why is Kate Hudson wearing a Naomi-from-Mama's-Family hat and a fishnet body stocking over her insanely scrumptious rumptious? For charity! In photographer Timothy White's latest endeavor, Hollywood Pinups, a bunch of dames like Kate, an errant Olsen, Tea Leoni, Susan Sarandon, Gina Gershon, Salma Hayek, and more more more wore little more than strategically-placed maribou [...]
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Also tagged Angie Harmon, books, celebrity nudity, Gina Gershon, Kate Hudson, Mary-Kate Olsen, Rebecca De Mornay, Tea Leoni
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Salma Hayek Boober Alles
Salma Hayek recently appeared on a German talk show called Wetten Dass. And what an apropos name, because when you see Salma's hypnotic chest-chalupas stuffed precariously into a dirndl you'll be wettin' dass. And since the slippage doesn't exactly involve nippage, just areola, we're putting it on the front page. Why? Because we're mavericks. Blog [...]
Salma Hayek Half Lesbian? That's Half Awesome
There are a lot of Hollywood types who seem to be half lesbian. Lindsay Lohan, Megan Fox, Britney Spears. But Salma Hayek? We're guessing she's an all or nothing kind of gal. If she were wrist deep in poon, we don't think any phallus could tear her away. But not everyone agrees. The busty one [...]