Tag Archives: Ryan Seacrest
Can You Put Your Pull-ups on All by Yourself? You Might Be Madonna’s Next Boyfriend.
We’ve been really into the idea lately that we’d soon see the following headline: “Madonna Marries Jesus.” But it seems that won’t be happening anytime soon. Not because Madonna just went through a divorce or because she’s not truly in love with Jesus Luz or anything like that. Nope. It’s because soon he’s going to [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Humpotron
Justin Timberlake dry humps Jessica Biel on the Jumbotron. Way to rub it in, dickface. (The Blemish)
Gavin Rossdale allegedly had a 5 year affair with a dude. Everything Gwen, everything Gwen? I don’t think so. (Yeeeah!)
Bonebag Lindsay Lohan goes on Ellen to discuss the finer points of chowing box. (Hollywood Grind)
Helen Mirren [...]
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Ryan Seacrest Bitten by a Shark
We hear sharks like meat that is a bit expired, devoid of any substance or nutrition, and a bit salty. And though Heidi Montag would probably take the top spot on a list of celebrities who fit all those descriptions, it was Ryan Seacrest who got nibbled on by a baby Jaws. Still, a solid [...]
Britney Hustles Panties from Hustler
In awesome news: Britney's lackey texted Ryan Seacrest and swears that the papule-farming pop mess is absolutely not pregnant. In even awesomer news: she went pantsless in a Hustler store! US Weekly scoops the poop:
Shortly before 1 a.m. on November 18, Britney Spears entered the X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood.
Spears loaded up on naughty [...]
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A Tale of Lindsay, Coke, and a Rat
Lindsay Lohan! Rats! Illicit behavior! Ryan Seacrest! That Page Six sure knows how to craft a riveting story. If they had just thrown in Nicole Richie giving a handjob to a baby elephant they would've been a shoo-in for a Pulitzer.
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Meet the New TomKat: Hatchcrest!
Teri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest, sittin' on the beach.
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes bearding, second comes herpes
Then comes the coy denials followed by convenient photo ops followed by couch jumping followed by a quickie engagement and miracle alien baby gestating in Teri's womb for approximately 6 trimesters.
CNW Junk Drawer: Like a Virgin
ï A slight look at Kelly Hu's Hu-ters.
ï Teri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest dating? She says she "really enjoys his company". Well, duh. He knows about all the sample sales ahead of time, and he's so fun to enjoy a decadant whipped yogurt (only 140 creamy, dreamy calories!) with, while getting a deep [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Madonna's Aight, Y'all
ï Dennis Rodman says his affair with Madonna was "just alright", not "on a level", and "not all that". Then dropped his Most Hype Sayings of 1992 phrasebook in the toilet, sparing us any references to ". . . and a bag of chips", or Arsenio-style barking.
ï How did B-lister Jared Leto land himself an [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity hookups, Dennis Rodman, Fabian Basabe, Jared Leto, Madonna, Mariah Carey, television, Tiffani Thiessen
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