The Proposal, which finds Bullock as an about-to-be-deported Canadian businesswoman who tricks her underling (Scarlett Johansson’s husbo Ryan Reynolds) into marrying her, will hit theaters on June 19th. But will your jaw hit the floor with a bit of boobs of bush from Sandra?

Bullock recently told Entertainment Weekly of her character:

“[Screenwriter] Peter [Chiarelli] wrote me like a guy, and he never stopped writing me like a guy.”

To which the mag countered:

Except, perhaps, in the nude scene. The crucial moment transpires when Bullock’s character steps out of the shower, searches for her towel, and stumbles into an equally unclad Reynolds. It was the only sequence that choreographer-turned-director [Anne] Fletcher insisted they rehearse. “I really wanted them to be naked,” says Fletcher, “and they never batted an eyelash.” Jokes Bullock, “I wanted to do full-frontal nudity before I turned 60, so, check.”

Cripes, Ryan Reynolds spends his off days with Scarlett Johansson’s boobs pressed against him, and then he spends his work days with Sandra Bullock’s boobs pressed against him. The only way his life could be better would be if he got paid 5 million dollars and all the free sandwiches he could eat–oh.

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds married on Saturday.

'The Other Boleyn Girl' actress and her 'Definitely, Maybe' star beau tied the knot in a remote resort near Vancouver, Canada, Scarlett's representative confirmed.

Scarlett, 23, and Ryan, 31, were joined by guests including the actress' mother Melanie Sloan and her brother Adrian Johansson at the intimate ceremony.

OK, so technically, does this mean her boobs are married too? Because we want to be able to keep on cutting them out of magazines and eating them in a bid to be closer to their cushiony goodness and we couldn't do it anymore if they were married boobs. That would just be creepy.

See ScarJo's married mams NUDE at MrSkin.com.

Scarlett Johansson has announced her engagement to actor boyfriend Ryan Reynolds. The couple has been dating since February 2007, shortly after Definitely, Maybe star Reynolds broke off his engagement to singer Alanis Morissette. The actress's representative Marcel Pariseau confirmed the news to People.com, revealing, "They're both thrilled." He added that no wedding date has been set. Johansson, 23, and 31-year-old Reynolds will step out for the first time as husband-and-wife-to-be at New York's Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala on Monday night. Johansson famously keeps her private life under wraps, but previously dated actor Josh Hartnett from 2004 to 2006. The media frenzy surrounding the impending nuptials comes at a great time for Johansson, who is promoting her new debut album of Tom Waits covers, entitled Anywhere I Lay My Head.

Woody Allen sure is going to be pissed.


ScarJo slips nip at MrSkin.com.

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ï Katie "Jordan" Price gives a hot blow job!!! She'll really straighten you out! (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Work that butt chin, Jessica Simpson. (IDLYITW)

ï Now we know what Heidi Klum sees in Seal. (Pssst! It's his enormous penis!!!!) (Derek Hail)

ï Happy Halloween! Please stick your candle into Christina Ricci's pumpkins. She was Wednesday Addams, after all, so this is plenty relevant. (Cityrag)

ï Find out what happens when Dinas stop being orange and start gittin' REAL. (Fatback and Collards)

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ï Scarlett Johansson knows that nothing says "we're casually dating, I'm kind of into you" than forcing your boyfriend to don your body parts around his neck like a gilded noose. (The Blemish)

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds (celebrity ticker: ScaRy) had a busy Easter weekend in New York City, seemingly going public with their new relationship.

A witness tells us the two hit the Azza lounge on E. 55th St. Friday night.

"They came in with four girls, who seemed to be friends of Scarlett's, around 9 p.m.," says the source. "Later they moved to a private lounge, where they seemed very lovey-dovey."

A club rep declined to comment, but a separate source told us the couple also dined together Saturday night at the Odeon.

Gossip Web site perezhilton.com first posted sightings of them over the weekend at Rao's and sharing an Easter Sunday meal at the Carlyle Hotel.

Johansson's rep E-mailed us: "I don't [comment] on my clients' personal lives."

Now we have two competing fantasies in our head, the first being Jess and Scarj really, physically fighting over the same man, hopefully in a vat of mud or baby oil or lemon curd, the other being the two pulling a prank and having late-night meetings to discuss strategy at each other's apartments while wearing skimpy, lacy lingerie and feeding each other spoonfuls of chocolate sorbet.

Find more ScarJo at MrSkin.com.

Or maybe you prefer Jessica.