Tag Archives: Ryan Reynolds
Sandra's Bullocks?
She’s chirpy! She’s fun! She’s charming! She looks a little like Michael Jackson! She’s Sandra Bullock, and she’s strapping on her romantic comedy shoes and being quirkily cute and cutely quirky in a new movie called The Proposal. Oh, and you might be able to see her beav. According to Mr Skin:
The Proposal, which finds [...]
ScarJo Becomes ScarRo
It was an incredibly shitty weekend full of enormously turdish news. If it wasn't bad enough that Paul Newman passed away, Scarlett Johansson married some Canadian guy. Reports our personal gossip wedding planner, Female First:
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds married on Saturday.
'The Other Boleyn Girl' actress and her 'Definitely, Maybe' star beau tied the knot [...]
Scarlett Johansson Nabs a Canadian
Bazoomy hepatitis-negative blonde Scarlett Johansson is officially engaged to oft shirtless bad-movie specialist Ryan Reynolds. So how long do we have to wait until people start saying they heard from a friend of a friend of a friend of Scarj's hairstylist that she's carrying a tiny little package of chiseled abs in her womb? With [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Biel 'Brella Bashes Like Britney
ï Now that it's raining more than ever/know that Biel still hates the paparazzi/You can get beat by her umba-rella/You get beat by her umba-rella, ella, ella, ay, ay, ay. (Egotastic!)
ï Britney Spears pretends she has narcolepsy, which is not an oozing venereal disease, like one might automatically assume. (Yeeeah!)
ï Katie "Jordan" [...]
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Scarlett Johansson Seeks Amorous Revenge Against Jessica Biel
We've figured you out, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel. We've been confused by your supposed romantic rivalries and Parisian shopping excursions, but no more. We're onto you. And we're not playing this game anymore. We're not going to write story after story about your ridiculously overlapping taste in men while you huddle in front of [...]