Courtney Love wants to punch Ryan Adams.

The former Hole singer would not hesitate to attack the 'New York, New York' singer if she ever met him in the street.

Courtney wrote on her MySpace blog: "People i would hit if i saw them: Ryan Adams (sic)."

The 44-year-old singer also lashes out at Ryan' new wife Mandy Moore – who married the alternative musician in March – in the confusing rant, saying she does not understand how Mandy can bear to be intimate with him.

She wrote: "Christ ugh igh ugh Mandy Moore ick the thoufghg of her sticking her toungue downthat filthy hatch…i might as well go watch 'Hostelle' ill feel better), ick, dirty sheets, ick no toothbrush, smelly ass, ick i LOATHE that guy (sic)."

This is not the first time Courtney has made disparaging remarks about Ryan on her blog.

Last year, she accused him of stealing $858,000 from her daughter Frances Bean – who was left the money when her father, Courtney's husband Nirvana star Kurt Cobain, committed suicide in 1994 – to make his 2003 album 'Rock n Roll'.

She wrote at the time: "does that makje youf eel like a big man ? stealing from a suicide? A MARTYRED HERO? … as God Is My Witness Ryan you will pay back every f***ing penny of this. 858,000 dollars for Rock n Roll ? wow you were living large- most people reading this dont even know what record or even artist im referring to , as your just this cult americana wanna be dylan thing.

"your ENTIRE album and meals and drugs and Hotels and outboard gear and wasted fabullous guitars STRAIGHT OUT OF FRANCES"S TRUST FUND (sic)."

This is a nice study in descent into madness. In Court's earlier missive, only one sic was necessary. But the more recent rant was pretty much one big, huge sic, especially the "word" thoufghg. It's kind of like watching Drew Barrymore's Little Edie go from free-spirited Baldwin humper to sleeping on a pile of dead cats and raccoons.

Oh, and Courtney found time recently to buy a new face! We guess all those people she's accused of raiding her coffers left a little something in the pile marked "ill-advised facial mutilations." (More pics of Courtney's new face available at Faded Youth.)

Mandy Moore and rocker Ryan Adams have wed, reps for both stars confirm to Usmagazine.com.

They tied the knot Tuesday in Savannah, Georgia, adds the reps.

The secret wedding should come as no surprise.

After confirming her engagement to Adams in February, Moore said she wanted the wedding to be "less … of a big deal."

"Hopefully, it can happen and slip by unnoticed by everybody," said the singer, 24, who has dated Adams, 34, off-and-on since March 2008. "I guess we have to be sort of sneaky about it, but I'll see what I can accomplish."

She added that she has never been "that kind of girl" who obsesses over her wedding day and added that she hadn't even thought about a dress.

"I kind of feel like, because I've been able to get married in a few films, I kind of got the whole giant wedding fuss out of my system," Moore said.

In April's Marie Claire, Moore calls Adams "a good egg. I'm in awe of him — his brain, his passion. He's truly one of a kind."

Mandy's impressive cover of "Umbrella" had finally given us permission to forgive her for "Candy" and now she's gonna go and ruin it with a duet with that unkempt douche, we just know it.

Singer and actress Mandy Moore is officially off the market after becoming engaged to singer Ryan Adams. The exciting news was confirmed by her publicist, Jillian Fowkes.

Mandy and Ryan have been seeing each other on and off since March 2008. This may be a little confusing because it sounded very much like Mandy and ex-boyfriend DJ AM had rekindled their union after the tragic plane crash that he and fellow musician Travis Barker survived. Now weíre told that she was just standing by her friendís side.

Ryan will be leaving his band, The Cardinals, this March, deciding to devote all of his time to writing. Adams is ready to release a series of poems and stories titled Infinity Blues.

Things could be worse, we suppose–Mandy has a whole passel of objectionable exes from which to choose a reunion. Asking us to choose between marrying Ryan Adams and marrying Zach Braff is like asking us if we want our Drano-laced cupcake with pink sprinkles or yellow.

HUNDREDS of hipster girls may swoon over indie rocker Ryan Adams, but our spy says the grungy guitarist, who has an aversion to bathing, is a jerk. "He was really nasty to (ex-girlfriend) Mandy Moore. He would always pick on her and say the meanest things. Like he had to tear her down to make himself feel better. And he's so narcissistic it's unreal. He constantly Googles himself and is obsessed with what people say about him online." A rep for Adams said, "I don't think any of that stuff is true. He was really super-good to [Moore], and he just felt it didn't work out. That's a bunch of nonsense."

Look, Mandy, you are a lovely, gorgeous woman. You seem like you'd be super nice and really fun to hang out with. We could go shopping at Forever 21 together and then get a couple of Orange Juliuses and cruise the mall, hoping to find cute boys, but really just laughing at all the teenagers with their super-high-waisted jeans and fedoras. But in between these fun times we would sit you down on the half wall outside of Auntie Anne's and have a serious talk with you about your choices. First, you deserve better than Because I Said So. And second, and probably more important, stop dating jagoffs. Wilmer Valderrama? Zach Braff? Ryan Adams? This has got to stop. If you continue down this path, you'll end up one of three places: Brett Ratner, Brandon Davis, or Cisco Adler. And you deserve better than (both literal and figurative) giant ballbags.


Dying to see Mandy Moore nude? She slips glorious nip at MrSkin.com.

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"She's spending all her free time with him. She has been staying at his Greenwich Village apartment almost every night. She thinks musicians are sexy and she's a fan of his music."

Ah, yes, the ole Winona Ryder complex. However, this brings up a fascinating point. Last week, Lindsay gashed herself at Bryan Adams's house. This week, she's throwing her gash at Ryan Adams. Eeeeerie.
In Touch also alleges that the teen tyrant also possibly touched Benicio Del Toro where he goes pee. Last Sunday, the Oscar-winner was out with his on-again, off-again girlfriend Sara Foster for her birthday, but ended up ditching her to hook up with the Lo-ho. A snitch said that after "spending hours canoodling, the couple headed to the Mercer Hotel." Which we're assuming has an elevator.

Lindz's Nude Review at MrSkin.com.

And dig Del Toro at MaleStars.com.