Tag Archives: Ryan Adams
"Ick, dirty sheets, ick no toothbrush, smelly ass"
First off, we'd like to thank celebrities. It's been a little dry around here lately; we've had to stretch our gossip muscles and write about people like Courteney Cox and Sarah Jessica Parker. Boring. But finally celebs said, we've had enough of this, let's go do some crazy shit. And the kookiest crazybird in crazytown [...]
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Also tagged celebrity catfights, celebrity websites, Courtney Love, Mandy Moore, the internets
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Mandy Moore Makes Her Terrible Taste in Men Legal
Oh Mandy, Mandy, Mandy. What are you thinking? Here's what we think happened: Mandy Moore moving along, growing up, getting sick of her blonde hair and her cutesy songs and her marginally entertaining/marginally Jesus-y movies when she found her way to the set of the so-much-potential-so-little-laughs American Idol parody American Dreamz when she found herself [...]
Oh, Just Kill Us, Mandy
Our deep, fanatical, and frankly kind of creepy obsession with luminously hot Mandy Moore has never been the stuff of secrets. Any chance we get to wax poetic about her glorious smile, her entertaining, semi-Jesusy films, and her positive attitude, we take. But Mandy, by God, has some seriously terrible taste when it comes to [...]
In Expected News: Ryan Adams Was a Jerk To Mandy Moore
Here at CelebNewsWire there are a few things that we love unconditionally, that never let us down. Fruity Pebbles, Cate Blanchett, and a couple of broads named MooreóMandy and Julianne. So when someone screws with these things, we take great personal offense. Especially when the jackhole screwing with one of these things is disturbingly prolific [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "If I Was Cyclops and You Were Jean Grey"
ï Singer/asshole Ryan Adams goes to comic shop expressly for the purpose of fondling Mandy Moore. Nerds everywhere cut selves. (The Blemish)
ï Tara Reid works a bikini, haters be damned. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï It's entirely possible that Tony Romo will never fumble with Jessica Simpson's footballs again. (Yeeeah!)
ï Celebrity Muppets. (Cityrag)
ï [...]
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Also tagged Amy Smart, Ashlee Simpson, Billy Zane, Britney Spears, celebrity accidents, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, Jessica Simpson, Kelly Brook, Lily Allen, Mandy Moore, nip slips, Shia LaBeouf, Tara Reid, television, Tony Romo, Tricia Helfer
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Lohan: Whirling Dervish of Skankdom
You've got to admire a chippie like Lindsay Lohan. Rumored to be dating Jared Leto and Sean Lennon, she's now also been linked to Ryan Adams and Benicio Del Toro. Not even a tragic teacup accident can slow this girl's vagina down.