Tag Archives: Russell Brand
Can You Blame Katy? Just Look at That Hot Little Snap-On Beard
It’s a classic case of boy meets girl, boy writes girl a love poem, girl sexts a picture of her huge tits to boy. It’s like Catherine and Heathcliff all over again. Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s love is going strong–according to Katy’s shirt, it’s the real shit, shit that makes you feel shit. The [...]
Balcony Day Continues!
We’ve had Sienna Miller topless on a balcony. Today we saw Lily Allen topless on a balcony. And now we’re seeing Katy Perry . . . not topless on a balcony. Hmmmm. This has something to do with her being American, right? It looks like her current chimney sweep, Russell Brand, would like to screw [...]
She Kissed a Brand and He Liked It
Russell Brand’s heart is like a cantering stallion in the wild. It is a beautiful, untamed creature that refuses to bend to your will or be reined. Try to put a saddle on it and you may very well be kicked in the groin. And with a toss of his shimmering mane, he gallops freely [...]