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CNW Junk Drawer: The Fetus Next Door
Kendra Wilkinson reveals EEEEEE BABY BUMMMMMP BUMP ALLLERERRRT OOOOH SQUEEEEALLLL! (Popeater)
The New York Times is all, “Sorry we said you’re a slut” to Sienna Miller. (Yeeeah!)
Rosie O’Donnell and her wife might be getting same sex divorced. (Amy Grindhouse)
Bobby Brown implies that Whitney likes crack. Not that kind of crack. The kind you find in front [...]
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Rosie O'Donnell No Longer Riding the Crimson Wave
It's a slow gossip day, so bear with us as we talk about old biddies and their baby chutes losing their monthly paint jobs. Hey, at least we're not like those assholes who are everywhere today saying Rihanna deserved it. Compared to that, talking about Rosie O'Donnell's shriveling ovaries is like a basket full of [...]
Dunaway vs. Duff Part II: Hilary Chomps Back
Oh that Hilary Duff, she's so witty. When called a shitty actress by the original queen of the amazingly overwrought performance, Oscar winner Faye Dunaway, she comes back with, "Well, well . . . you're old! Haha! And ugly! Yeah, you're an ugly old crone! Take that!" Says Us Weekly:
Hilary Duff is set to reprise [...]
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Audiences No Longer Forced to View Rosie
This whole Rosie-O’Donnell-on-The-View thing has been unpalatable to us, because we’re forced to write stories about how she and Donald Trump are slap-fighting on the teeter-totter and such and such. These pages are reserved for serious business, like Mischa Barton’s labia, so it is with much fanfare and rapture that we can announce Rosie’s resignation [...]
Polish Your Oscar to Mr. Skin's 2007 Anatomy Awards
We're finally ready to admit it. We're well into Tuesday and no one seems to have located any errant Oscar night nipples, so there you go. For the first time in quite a while, a truly G-rated ceremony. Perhaps the stars were particularly wary of offending best actress nominee/li'l shaver Abigail Breslin and had their [...]
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Rosie and Trump Not Feeling Holiday Love
There’s a bitter battle brewing between Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump. She says he’s a bankrupt snake-oil peddler. He says she’s a big fat lez. Ladies, ladies. You’re both right.
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Julian McMahon Gets a View of Rosie O'Boobell
So you're a young man trying to decide on a career path. You think fireman, astronaut, cowboy, fluffer, strip-club janitor, but you eventually land on the desirable and possibly lucrative profession of actor. What nudges you toward this decision? Is it perhaps spurned on by a story involving a hot on-set sex scene in which [...]
Rosie to Give the View Shrews Much-Needed Dose of Butch
Meredith Viera is departing The View, and in a ninth-inning upset, Rosie O'Donnell is said to be the golden child taking her place in daytime's coveted coven of shrieking harridans. Patricia Heaton, Connie Chung, and Soledad O'Brien were all said to be contenders for the spot, but ultimately, producers decided to go in a different [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "A Big 200 Pound Lesbian to Kick Her Ass"
ï Rosie O'Donnell challenges Naomi Campbell to a cage match, saying, "I think she needs a big 200 pound lesbian to kick her ass." Normally, our money would be on Rosie, but we hear Naomi has custom-made bedazzled boxing gloves in the shape of hand-held communication devices, so . . .
ï Natalie Portman: [...]
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