Tag Archives: Rose McGowan
CNW Junk Drawer: Madonna and Child
ï Andy Dick chalks up the fact that people call him gay to everyone being jealous of him, and not him having sex with men.
ï Kate Beckinsale says she'll never get plastic surgery. Despite the fact that her boobs were named the Ugliest in Hollywood.
ï Madonna probably adopted a baby, for real [...]
Tara Reid: Professional Diamond Thief
Tara Reid, finally realizing that her only hope for ever appearing on any screen large or small ever again consists of hosting an installment of Girls Gone Wild, has turned to diamond theft. Zale's countrywide are on high alert and have stocked their stores with cases of Captain Morgan's as a preventative measure.
Like Baby Housman's Dad, When We're Wrong, We Say We're Wrong
Today, we're printing a couple of corrections, just like a real website that gets sued and crap!
CNW Junk Drawer: Days of Wine Coke and Roses
ï According to PerezHilton.com, Rose McGowan was arrested last night at the T-Mobile party in Hollywood. He won't say why, but there are little Photoshopped white granules gently marching up her nose in the picture. Does she have really bad allergies? Was she doing some particularly dusty drywall work? Seriously, can someone help us [...]
Pacino Nabs McGowan. Hoohah!
First she dated Marilyn Manson, now she's seeing Al Pacino . . . well, Rose McGowan definitely has a "type". That "type" being "the undead".
Rose McGowan = Ann-Margret
Charmed star and former Marilyn Manson femme Rose McGowan has signed on to play Ann-Margret in an upcoming Elvis miniseries for CBS. Somewhere in Hollywood, Lindsay Lohan is throwing a tantrum on the grand scale of a Joan Crawford or a Faye Dunaway.