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Spicoli and Princess Buttercup End It Again
We’ve all heard of the boy who cried “wolf”, but Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn are the couple who cried “divorce”. They file papers, then retract them. Over and over again. We’ve got divorce blue balls! Now, our testicles ache anew, as more papers have been filed. People has the story:
Robin Wright Penn has [...]
God, Sean Penn, Just Throw in the Towel Already
Sometimes you just can't make up your mind. You return to a store to try on a certain sweater four times without making a decision on whether or not to buy it. You make and cancel multiple appointments with your gynecologist before deciding, no, it's not crabs, you just need a good washing. And if [...]
My Name Is Harvey Milk and I'm Here to Recuit Natalie Portman to Bang Me
We're pretty used to wizened old raisins of cinema leaving their long-suffering wives for foxy young Russians (hey, Ron Wood. Sup, Mel Gibson). But an established actor leaving his wife for a classy established professional? That's crazy talk. But we're reporting it anyway: Sean Penn is cramming his Sean Peen into Natalie Portman. Star mag [...]
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Penn and Penn Split Again
Here we go again. Sean Penn has filed for a legal separation from his gorgeous but obviously far too accepting wife, Robin Wright Penn. Extra has the scoop:
Back in 2007, Sean Penn filed for divorce from wife Robin Wright Penn, then they decided to give it another go, but it seems that it hasn't worked [...]
Sienna Miller: Relationship Assassin
We've just discovered the perfect excuse for every occasion: It's Sienna Miller's fault! Why did those puppies eat rat poison instead of kibble? It's Sienna Miller's fault! Why can't Hollywood writers and studios come to a compromise? It's Sienna Miller's fault! Why is there war, disease, famine, and tights worn as pants? It's Sienna Miller's [...]
Penn n' Pam Set Record Straight
Now is the time in Hollywood when we deny. Robin Wright Penn and Pamela Anderson have come forth to deny recent claims against them. Of charges that husband was caught double-dipping in Siberian soil, Wright Penn says:
"This is laughable; it didn't happen."
And of the pregnancy/divorce rumors, Pam scoffs:
"I wish him the best. It's a can [...]
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Sean Penn Less of a Wet Blanket Than Previously Thought
We thought that Sean Penn's idea of an extramarital good time would involve a malnourished African refugee reading him Nietzsche in a room constructed out of fully sustainable building materials. But it turns out he likes booze and Russian girls just like the rest of us. MSNBC reports:
Though Sean Penn and soon-to-be ex-wife Robin Wright [...]
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BREAKING NUDES: Toronto Film Fest 2006 Part 2
As promised we're back with another report on who's taking off their tops in the Great White North at the 2006 Toronto Film Festival. And in this round a couple of career nudists have stepped up to the plate to help you score a home run–even if the only mitt there to catch you is [...]
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Also tagged celebrity nudity, film festivals, Jennifer Connelly, Juliette Binoche, Kate Winslet, Kerry Washington, movies, Sarah Buxton, Vera Farmiga
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