Tag Archives: Robert Pattinson
Life Is Hard in RPattzland
Twilight is hilarious. Teen girls haven’t sweated this much since the advent of Get In Shape Girl! As New Moon, the second abstinent Mormon vampire movie in the series, gears up to hit theaters, the stars are doing more and more interviews for promotion. Robert Pattinson recently sat down with AnOther Man magazine to talk [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Minka Jeter. Minka Jeter. Minka Jeter.
Derek Jeter makes 500 trillion dollars a year and now he’s going to marry Minka Kelly. And you guys don’t want Socialism? (Yeeeah!)
Jennifer Aniston nips out for Elle. Fashionably sharp, old girl. (CityRag)
Even Anderson Cooper can’t hide the vitriol when it comes to indulging Heidi Montag’s poppycockery. (Gone Hollywood)
Gerard Butler slapped a dog. And he [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Hayden Panettiless, But Not For You
Hayden Panettiere nude!!!! In her home. Privately. Wow, what a story! (Female First)
Jon Gosselin is an elegant gentleman who is charming with the ladies. (Yeeeah!)
Kanye West’s fierce-ass girlfriend Amber Rose naked. The Louvre is probably negotiating to buy her butt. (Drunken Stepfather)
Kristen Stewart and Megan Fox are fighting over Robert Pattinson. Who will will the [...]
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Also tagged Amber Rose, Brooke Hogan, celebrity nudity, Hayden Panettiere, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Jon Gosselin, Kristen Stewart, Megan Fox, Paris Hilton, plastic surgery rumors
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Kristen Stewart Marked for Death
Kristen Stewart smokes weed, runs around in 97 degree weather in leather, and does her own stunts, but none of these activities are as health-threatening is the one she engaged in last night at a Kings of Leon concert in Vancouver. Which is getting within two inches of Twilight costar Rob Pattinson. When the Twi-teens [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Hold on Tight, Spidermonkey, Here Comes Another Text
Robert Pattinson is as creepy as his fictional blood-lusting counterpart; sends Kristen Stewart 400 texts a month. (Celebitchy)
Ashley Olsen in her underwear. Hey, don’t look at us. You were the one with the Olsen Twins Countdown to Legality calendar on your computer for years, nerd. (Cityrag)
Getting down to the wire here! Mr Skin’s Top 100 [...]
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Also tagged Ashley Olsen, Ashton Kutcher, booze, celebrity accidents, celebs in bikinis, Cindy Crawford, Demi Moore, Jessica Simpson, John Hughes, Kristen Stewart, Milla Jovovich, movies, Tiger Woods, Twilight, underwear
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CNW Junk Drawer: Botox Not Nice for Weisz
Jenna Fischer is engaged. And not to you. Suckerrrrr. (Fatback)
Rachel Weisz wants a Botox ban for actors. Easy for you to say, Miss Prettyface Pretty of Prettytown. What about the rest of us Buseys? (Amy Grindhouse)
Large-eared, fame-starved dermatologist Arnold Klein says he didn’t father Michael Jackson’s kids. Maybe. Probably not. Not to [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, Jenna Fischer, Kendra Wilkinson, Kristen Stewart, Lady Gaga, Lily Allen, magazines, Michael Jackson, Natalie Imbruglia, Prince Harry, Rachel Weisz
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CNW Junk Drawer: Personal Pan Perry
Katy Perry nude with some pizza. Extra cheesy! (ONTD)
One of the Real Housewives of New Jersey (Danielle Staub) has a sex tape. We’re shocked that “NJ housewife sex tape” is a thrilling story. What a world! What a world we live in. (Yeeeah!)
If you are a bartender and you do not serve a very drunk [...]
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Also tagged booze, celebrity nudity, Celebrity Sex Tapes, celebs in bikinis, Denise Richards, Hilary Duff, Jessica Simpson, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, Justin Timberlake, Katy Perry, Kristen Stewart, Lindsay Lohan, movies, television
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The World's Wussiest Vampires Fight
When we saw commercials for that NBC wizard show that looked like Harry Potter as played by Lukas Haas, we had some fun fantasies about a boy wizard showdown, with Lukas lookalike trying to bust out ancient spells with the help of, like, a pet baby dragon or something, while Daniel Radcliffe pelted him with [...]
CNW Tween Day Continues
This morning, everyone over the age of 15 is jawing about Sacha Baron Cohen's ballbag on Eminem's forehead. And everyone 15 and under? All they care about is ZOMG NEW MOON TRAILER!!!!! RPATTZ N K-STEW TLA!!!!! CULLENZZZ!!!! TEAM EDWARD LION AND LAMB ABSTINENCE!!!!111 Despite the fact that the movie has only been filming for, like, [...]
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Also tagged awards shows, Kristen Stewart, movies, Taylor Lautner
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