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The Sexiest Pattz Alive
Have you already Fandangoed your advance tickets for New Moon? Oh, excellent, then you probably also tape every episode of Army Wives and own an extensive collection of sweatshirts festooned with embroidered Disney characters . Which means you crave news about Robert Pattinson! And we have some! Having the most artfully purposeful stubble since George [...]
Your Movie Doesn’t Need More Publicity. You Can Stop Now.
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S REALLY HAPPENING! HE’S TOUCHING HER! AND SHE’S TOUCHING HIM! AND AND AND AND THEY’RE STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER! THEY ARE SO IN LOVE AND SO MAJORLY TOGETHZ! THEY ARE GONNA LOVE EACH OTHER 4EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND THEY WILL HAVE LITTLE BABIES WHO WILL GROW UP TO MAKE [...]
Robert Pattinson is Utterly Disgusting
Hey, we’re hep. We make Twitters and type on the Facepages and listen to the latest “fresh jams” from Ke$ha. We write Justin Bieber’s name on our Zips, we know what the hell is up. LOL JK TTFN SCUBA. But we’ve never been able to figure out why everyone’s dying over Twilight. Latter Day Saint [...]
Life Is Hard in RPattzland
Twilight is hilarious. Teen girls haven’t sweated this much since the advent of Get In Shape Girl! As New Moon, the second abstinent Mormon vampire movie in the series, gears up to hit theaters, the stars are doing more and more interviews for promotion. Robert Pattinson recently sat down with AnOther Man magazine to talk [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Minka Jeter. Minka Jeter. Minka Jeter.
Derek Jeter makes 500 trillion dollars a year and now he’s going to marry Minka Kelly. And you guys don’t want Socialism? (Yeeeah!)
Jennifer Aniston nips out for Elle. Fashionably sharp, old girl. (CityRag)
Even Anderson Cooper can’t hide the vitriol when it comes to indulging Heidi Montag’s poppycockery. (Gone Hollywood)
Gerard Butler slapped a dog. And he [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Hayden Panettiless, But Not For You
Hayden Panettiere nude!!!! In her home. Privately. Wow, what a story! (Female First)
Jon Gosselin is an elegant gentleman who is charming with the ladies. (Yeeeah!)
Kanye West’s fierce-ass girlfriend Amber Rose naked. The Louvre is probably negotiating to buy her butt. (Drunken Stepfather)
Kristen Stewart and Megan Fox are fighting over Robert Pattinson. Who will will the [...]
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Also tagged Amber Rose, Brooke Hogan, celebrity nudity, Hayden Panettiere, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Jon Gosselin, Kristen Stewart, Megan Fox, Paris Hilton, plastic surgery rumors
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Kristen Stewart Marked for Death
Kristen Stewart smokes weed, runs around in 97 degree weather in leather, and does her own stunts, but none of these activities are as health-threatening is the one she engaged in last night at a Kings of Leon concert in Vancouver. Which is getting within two inches of Twilight costar Rob Pattinson. When the Twi-teens [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Hold on Tight, Spidermonkey, Here Comes Another Text
Robert Pattinson is as creepy as his fictional blood-lusting counterpart; sends Kristen Stewart 400 texts a month. (Celebitchy)
Ashley Olsen in her underwear. Hey, don’t look at us. You were the one with the Olsen Twins Countdown to Legality calendar on your computer for years, nerd. (Cityrag)
Getting down to the wire here! Mr Skin’s Top 100 [...]
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Also tagged Ashley Olsen, Ashton Kutcher, booze, celebrity accidents, celebs in bikinis, Cindy Crawford, Demi Moore, Jessica Simpson, John Hughes, Kristen Stewart, Milla Jovovich, movies, Tiger Woods, Twilight, underwear
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CNW Junk Drawer: Botox Not Nice for Weisz
Jenna Fischer is engaged. And not to you. Suckerrrrr. (Fatback)
Rachel Weisz wants a Botox ban for actors. Easy for you to say, Miss Prettyface Pretty of Prettytown. What about the rest of us Buseys? (Amy Grindhouse)
Large-eared, fame-starved dermatologist Arnold Klein says he didn’t father Michael Jackson’s kids. Maybe. Probably not. Not to [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, Jenna Fischer, Kendra Wilkinson, Kristen Stewart, Lady Gaga, Lily Allen, magazines, Michael Jackson, Natalie Imbruglia, Prince Harry, Rachel Weisz
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CNW Junk Drawer: Personal Pan Perry
Katy Perry nude with some pizza. Extra cheesy! (ONTD)
One of the Real Housewives of New Jersey (Danielle Staub) has a sex tape. We’re shocked that “NJ housewife sex tape” is a thrilling story. What a world! What a world we live in. (Yeeeah!)
If you are a bartender and you do not serve a very drunk [...]
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Also tagged booze, celebrity nudity, Celebrity Sex Tapes, celebs in bikinis, Denise Richards, Hilary Duff, Jessica Simpson, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, Justin Timberlake, Katy Perry, Kristen Stewart, Lindsay Lohan, movies, television
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