"It's over. She got tired of him pouting all the time . . . It was fine when they were in Utah, just the two of them," says the source. "But then they returned to L.A. and Lindsay was shooting a movie, photographers followed them everyone, she had meetings with this agent, that publicist, this director. His ego couldn't take it."

ì[Lindsay's friends] thought he was unsophisticated and told her she should have left him in Utah with his snowboard. He never paid. Yeah, we know Lindsay is the rich and famous one, but come on. Be the man once in a while!î

Aw. Considering the fact that Lindsay's other major romances have involved a balding Brit who was on Celebrity Love Island, a guy who owned a restaurant named after vaginas, and Fez, the "unsophisticated" label is a touch unfair.

BLOGGER HOLMES,

Theres some rumors circulating of a breakupÖ. Maybe its not the first time im going to hear shit like this, itís kind of amusing if you ask me. These ìsourcesî are just bored, unemployed bloggers (shanna moakler) Samm, i want my fuckin raybans braah

Ny was a blAAstÖ I wished we could have stayed longer, minus me being forced to smile @ wOprah. what a whackjob!

REMEMBER KIDS, WEAR A CONDOM!

GILES

We're trying to decipher the subtext here. The dis of "w(hite) Oprah" was inspired, though we're not sure what Lindsay will think of her beloved calling her mother a "whackjob". Also, according to Yeeeah!, the Lohans spent their holiday in therapy, while Giles hit the town:

ìThe Lohan family [sister Ali, 13, mother Dina and father Michael] sat down for a therapy session in Manhattan together [on Thanksgiving],î said our source. Younger brother Dakota, 11, was allowed to skip the session.

Lindsayís latest fling, fellow ëhabber Riley Giles, spent the holiday weekend partying in the city without his girlfriend. While [Lohan] spent Friday and Saturday shopping with her mom and sister, her new boyfriend slept late on Saturday, having partied the night before at Pink Elephant.

A rehabbed fellow sleeping late after a night at the club? Very curious. However, there's one thing we all agree on, and that's the fact that we're thankful for Lindsay's extremely plump butterballs of cleavage. We just want to take the Henckels to that and carve a gigantic slice out of that breast. How does she get all those flavorful juices to stay in there? She must've brined those things.

Get blowin' for Lohan at MrSkin.com.

"Lindsay Lohan has sparked rumors her romance with snowboarder Riley Giles is deadly serious after stepping out with a subtle ring on her wedding finger. Lohan sported the sparkler as she hit the Hollywood party scene on Tuesday night in an all-black mini-dress and beret combo."

And here's the first sighting of Lindsay's new, uh, fiance in something other than a Wu Tang shirt:

It's nice to see that Riley and Lindsay have something in common in addition to a love of abuse of illegal substances. Because similar interests really are the glue that holds relationships together. Fine dining, Victorian literature, hot air balloon racing, falconry, standing hollow-eyed in front of a police photographer after you've been busted glugging 60 ounces of rum and getting behind the wheel of a Escalade . . . these are just a few of the things that make two young, yearning hearts join and beat as one.

After the cut, and in-depth comparison of Lindsay's vagina and a dirty stairwell. Which is more cavernous and filled with social diseases? Only one can emerge the victor!

Not only did Lindsay F some married guy in rehab and break up his marriage, she allegedly F'ed Riley and broke up HIS engagement. His former flame, Breanna Tierney, told the Enquirer:

"Riley went into rehab to get his life together and in the process meets Lindsay and ruins my life," she told The ENQUIRER. "I loved Riley and Lindsay stole him. I met her at a meeting while they were still patients at Cirque, and I just knew something was up.

"She came into the meeting with Riley, and she comes over and sits next to me, being overly nice. She was complimenting me on my hair and trying to be my friend. It didn't seem sincere at all.

"A few days later, I get a text message from Riley telling me he wanted to 'take a break.' I knew instantly it was because of Lindsay. When he finally confessed to me that he had sex with Lindsay in one of the stairwells at Cirque ó that was it, we were done."

It's kind of funny how Lindsay hates Scarlett Johansson enough to scrawl "Scarlett is a cunt" on a bathroom wall, and then steals her M.O. of getting crammed by gentleman in hole-like transportation shafts.

Get lusty for Lohan–loads of pics and clips at MrSkin.com.