Tag Archives: Riley Giles
Riley Giley Gets Jettisoned Down the Mountain from Whence He Came
Mere days after assuring the greater Myspace community that his love for Lohan was as strong as Wu-Tang's second album come the rumors that Riley Giles has received the axe from his fiery crotched rehab love, for real this time. A source told E Online:
"It's over. She got tired of him pouting all the time [...]
Stuffing, Mashed Potatoes, and Candied Lohans
Things are getting serious between speckled, firecrotchian thespian Lindsay Lohan and her Federline Lite rehab romance, Riley Giles. She even took him home to Long Island for Thanksgiving! And Giles is not just a snowboarder and a possessor of countless Wu Tang shirts–he's a budding writer! In his prolific MySpace blog, Riley told the harrowing [...]
Lohan: Stolen Innocence, Stolen Boyfriend
When will stars of stage and screen learn? Wearing anything that isn't barnacle-clingy means that you are definitely pregnant, and wearing any sort of jewelry on or even near your left hand ring finger equals engagement. Professional substance-ingester/sometime thespian Lindsay Lohan is allegedly betrothed to snowboarder Rilo Kiley or whatever his name is. IMDb claims:
"Lindsay [...]
Lohan's New Man Is Bridgey and Tunnellish
You can take the girl out of Long Island, and so forth.