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Rihanna’s Revenge? Underboob.
Today we could talk about Chris Brown, who is still A ASSHOLE, going on Larry King Live and saying, “Oh, that night I beat the shit out of Rihanna? Nope, doesn’t ring a bell,” then saying that Larry tricked him into being forgetful with the devious tactic of asking a question multiple times. Diabolical! But [...]
Rihanna Gets 5 Chris Brownless Years
Yesterday, Chris Brown was officially sentenced for knocking Rihanna’s block off. He’ll get 5 years probation, a year of domestic abuse classes and 1,400 hours of community service. We knew this, but what we didn’t know is the whole story of what happened that fateful day in that fateful car. TMZ has the full police [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: 67 Hours of Labor
Rihanna’s bringing back the Gumby. You go, girl. (Yeeeah!)
Top 100 Celebrity Nude Scenes of All Time! Shut the door, turn off your phone, and dig into #40-31. (Mr Skin)
Lake Bell in a see-through bra for GQ. Who’s Lake Bell? Who cares! (The Blemish)
Michael Jackson’s doctor will most likely be charged with manslaughter. (TMZ)
Paris Hilton claims [...]
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His Spiritual Teachers Taught Him Better Than That
We almost forgot about Chris Brown, who, as you know, is A ASSHOLE. He got sentenced for using Rihanna as a Bozo Bop Bag, and we thought that would be the last of it. He'd go hang out in celebrity purgatory with Sisqo and Marcy Playground. But no, he's back with a very rehearsed and [...]
Hang It Up, Jamie Foxx
You know how when you do karaoke, there's always the one random drunk hefty guy in a baseball cap who insists on jumping up and grabbing the mic away from strangers like, "I'm jus' gonna sing backup, dude! Woo! HERE I AM! RAAAAACK YOU LIKKA HUR'CANE! WOOOOOOO!" That's Jamie Foxx. He takes the stage, he [...]
Rihanna Gets Stuck
Everything we've ever needed to know, we've learned from Disney movies. Siamese cats are assholes, the circus is a cold cruel place, especially for elephants, the right shoe can turn a girl into a straight-up princess, and if a woman has starfish on her tits, she's probably a mermaid. Therefore, Rihanna is a mermaid. We're [...]
Chris Brown Won't Go to Jail; Will Pull Kudzu off the I-68 Exit
Remember when Chris Brown beat the crud out of Rihanna? What a asshole! Well, yesterday he was sentenced. Paris Hilton drove without a license once and was in jail for two weeks. Chris Brown made his girlfriend's head blow up like a basketball and he gets to do some light gardening. TMZ says:
Chris Brown has [...]
This Is Not a Rihanna Sex Tape, but You'll Watch It Anyway
So. Rihanna. You think you saw her naked, right? We’re not so sure. We still don’t trust nudie pictures without a face. Just too sketchy. But we’re willing to leave it open to debate. Maybe the intention of those pictures was to keep us guessing. Maybe Chris Brown has a really rare fetish wherein he [...]
Want to See Chris Brown's Petite Pecker? Rihanna Can Help
Those Rihanna nude pics? Yeah, she's not too happy about those. She's so mad, she's all like, "Yeah, Chris Brown, yeah? You think you're cool. I'll show you cool. I'm gonna show the world your teeny weenie and tell everyone you suck in bed. Take that, puny prick." According to Bossip:
ìShe says sheís going to [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Cannes You Dig It
Brad’s all, “C’mon, Angelina, we have to get to Cannes” and she’s all, “Hold up, Brad, I gotta show the paps a little more of where Shilohs come from.” (Yeeeah!)
Maria Bello. Topless. Tied to a bed. Believe it. (Nudography)
And speaking of Maria Bello, did you know that she was from the greater [...]
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