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Sexy Tigger Meets Coco T in Her Sunday Best
Can someone please explain this picture to us? We’d really appreciate some clarification. K? Thanks.
Rihanna Dons Barbed Wire; Debuts New Song
The totally awesome Rihanna has been so busy dressing like a robot doctor from the future that she hasn’t done much musically in a while. However, according to her website, the wait is “ova”. Good to know. She debuted a new song, “Russian Roulette”, this morning, and it opens with a guitar making the most [...]
That Is Also a Pretty Dress
You almost certainly had a social studies teacher who wore a mint Sta-Prest pantsuit and a holiday themed brooch well into the ’90s, but she wasn’t out of style. She just found a look that worked for her. The same goes for Rihanna. Only instead of Mrs. Potter’s ankle-length Dacron, Rihanna’s go-to fabric is something [...]
That’s a Pretty Dress
People like to poke fun at our girl Rihanna, saying that she has a twelvehead, a nasally voice, an Arsenio Hall Gumby hairdo, and that she resembles some sort of E.T.-borg hybrid. All these things may be true, but she’s also pretty much the coolest person in the U.S.A. right now, and she proves it [...]
He’s Bringing Cheating Back (Yeah)
Once you summit the treacherous yet holy peaks of Jessica Biel’s ass, where do you go? Like the mountain climber in the Price Is Right game, you either win the dinette set, or you plunge off the end to your death. Or, if you’re Justin Timberlake, you find another mountain to scale. Mt. Rihanna. Star [...]
Rihanna Knows How to Accessorize
The awesomely radical Rihanna walked around in New York City yesterday while loose-fisted ex Chris “A ASSHOLE” Brown picked up horse pies as part of his battery community service over in Virginia. Brown may have been wearing a bright orange vest and a pair of weeding gloves but Rihanna opted for an even more utilitarian [...]
Rihanna’s Revenge? Underboob.
Today we could talk about Chris Brown, who is still A ASSHOLE, going on Larry King Live and saying, “Oh, that night I beat the shit out of Rihanna? Nope, doesn’t ring a bell,” then saying that Larry tricked him into being forgetful with the devious tactic of asking a question multiple times. Diabolical! But [...]
Rihanna Gets 5 Chris Brownless Years
Yesterday, Chris Brown was officially sentenced for knocking Rihanna’s block off. He’ll get 5 years probation, a year of domestic abuse classes and 1,400 hours of community service. We knew this, but what we didn’t know is the whole story of what happened that fateful day in that fateful car. TMZ has the full police [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: 67 Hours of Labor
Rihanna’s bringing back the Gumby. You go, girl. (Yeeeah!)
Top 100 Celebrity Nude Scenes of All Time! Shut the door, turn off your phone, and dig into #40-31. (Mr Skin)
Lake Bell in a see-through bra for GQ. Who’s Lake Bell? Who cares! (The Blemish)
Michael Jackson’s doctor will most likely be charged with manslaughter. (TMZ)
Paris Hilton claims [...]
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His Spiritual Teachers Taught Him Better Than That
We almost forgot about Chris Brown, who, as you know, is A ASSHOLE. He got sentenced for using Rihanna as a Bozo Bop Bag, and we thought that would be the last of it. He'd go hang out in celebrity purgatory with Sisqo and Marcy Playground. But no, he's back with a very rehearsed and [...]