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Rihanna Won’t Suffer Pinky Dicks
We love it when celebrities are honest. Some famous lady talks about how she farted in her costar’s face when he was giving her a movie mouthjob? That’s cool. So we’re all for Rihanna telling everybody how much she wants a giant wang. Oh wait, that sounded wrong. She doesn’t want to BE a dude [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Goose Egg
Rihanna has a big lump on her head. So she either went back to Chris “Doo Doo” Brown or she’s growing horns. The latter is more believable. (Gone Hollywood)
Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima gives birth to baby girl; is probably not a virgin anymore. (PopEater)
Victoria’s Secret model Shannan Click naked. Totally, truly, NSFW naked naked. [...]
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Rihanna Keeps Doin’ Her Own Thing, Strainin’ Nip Against Satin
Goddammit, internets, haven’t we gone over this before? How many times do we have to teach you what a nip slip is? Do we need to send an especially big nipple, like one belonging to Bai Ling or Milla Jovovich, down to where you do all that informative blogging and show you in person? Cause [...]
Rihanna Talks About “The Incident”; Wears Funny Outfit
“A Asshole” Chris Brown has been so busy picking up horse apples for community service, while Rihanna has remained occupied by wearing an array of completely see-through outfits, that we almost forgot about the fact that he beat the shit out of her with closed fists and threatened to kill her. Just kidding, we didn’t [...]
Sexy Tigger Meets Coco T in Her Sunday Best
Can someone please explain this picture to us? We’d really appreciate some clarification. K? Thanks.
Rihanna Dons Barbed Wire; Debuts New Song
The totally awesome Rihanna has been so busy dressing like a robot doctor from the future that she hasn’t done much musically in a while. However, according to her website, the wait is “ova”. Good to know. She debuted a new song, “Russian Roulette”, this morning, and it opens with a guitar making the most [...]
That Is Also a Pretty Dress
You almost certainly had a social studies teacher who wore a mint Sta-Prest pantsuit and a holiday themed brooch well into the ’90s, but she wasn’t out of style. She just found a look that worked for her. The same goes for Rihanna. Only instead of Mrs. Potter’s ankle-length Dacron, Rihanna’s go-to fabric is something [...]
That’s a Pretty Dress
People like to poke fun at our girl Rihanna, saying that she has a twelvehead, a nasally voice, an Arsenio Hall Gumby hairdo, and that she resembles some sort of E.T.-borg hybrid. All these things may be true, but she’s also pretty much the coolest person in the U.S.A. right now, and she proves it [...]
He’s Bringing Cheating Back (Yeah)
Once you summit the treacherous yet holy peaks of Jessica Biel’s ass, where do you go? Like the mountain climber in the Price Is Right game, you either win the dinette set, or you plunge off the end to your death. Or, if you’re Justin Timberlake, you find another mountain to scale. Mt. Rihanna. Star [...]
Rihanna Knows How to Accessorize
The awesomely radical Rihanna walked around in New York City yesterday while loose-fisted ex Chris “A ASSHOLE” Brown picked up horse pies as part of his battery community service over in Virginia. Brown may have been wearing a bright orange vest and a pair of weeding gloves but Rihanna opted for an even more utilitarian [...]