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	<title>CelebNewsWire&#187; Ricky Gervais Archives  &#8211;  CelebNewsWire</title>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: It&#039;s Like Trying to Catch a Falling Star</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 17:29:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  J. Lo may sign on to star in The Heights. Which is a Broadway play, and unfortunately not the 1990s FOX series featuring the hit song &#34;How Do You Talk to an Angel?&#34;. (Fatback)
&#239;  He always fills his ballroom. The event is never small. The social pages say Ricky Gervais has got [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/jloack.jpg"><img alt="jloack.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/jloack-thumb.jpg" width="135" height="200" /></a>&iuml;  J. Lo may sign on to star in The Heights. Which is a Broadway play, and unfortunately not the 1990s FOX series featuring the hit song &quot;How Do You Talk to an Angel?&quot;. (<a href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2009/01/27/j-lo-may-be-coming-to-broadway/" target="_blank">Fatback</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  He always fills his ballroom. The event is never small. The social pages say Ricky Gervais has got the biggest balls of all. (<a href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Ricky+Gervais-24641.html" target="_blank">Female First</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Rihanna in a bikini for GQ Mexico. Ole. (<a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/01/27/rihanna-is-in-gq-mexico-of-the-day/" target="_blank">Drunken Stepfather</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Those pesky Mickey Rourke doing it with Evan Rachel Wood rumors rear their ugly (but not as ugly as meatball-faced Mickey) heads again. (<a href="http://www.celebwarship.com/?p=19757" target="_blank">CelebWarship</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Any opportunity to ogle Jessica Biel&#x27;s buoyant ass in a bikini is a cause for celebration. Hosannas all around!(<a href="http://theblemish.com/2009/01/jessica-biel-is-blurry-in-a-bikini-has-a-sham-relationship/" target="_blank">The Blemish</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Britney Spears&#x27;s brutal abs will grab you, slap you around, and stuff you in a locker. (<a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=6784" target="_blank">Hollywood Tuna</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Ginger Spice is engaged to a guy she&#x27;s known for a few weeks. Nice one. (<a href="http://anythinghollywood.com/2009/01/geri-halliwell-enagaged/" target="_blank">Anything Hollywood</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  The Lingerie Bowl was canceled.  Great. Now what are we going to do with these 35 pounds of wings. (Mr Skin)</p>
<p>&iuml;  The sexiest celebrity lips. (<a href="http://manofest.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&#038;show=THE-10-SEXIEST-FEMALE-CELEBRITY-LIPS-548.html&#038;Itemid=1" target="_blank">Manofest</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  In the epic battle of Jessica Alba vs. Bill O&#x27;Reilly, only one can emerge the victor. (<a href="http://www.dailystab.com/jessica-alba-and-bill-oreilly-are-still-going-at-it/" target="_blank">Daily Stab</a>)</p>
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		<title>She&#039;s at Least Qualified for the Role of Prostitute #3</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2006 17:48:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paris Hilton has a brilliantly high-school manner of dealing with rejection: She says, &#34;You&#x27;re just jealous that I&#x27;m prettier (or richer, more popular, or better at giving head) than you.&#34;

Paris attempted to land a spot on the Ricky Gervais series Extras but was turned down. The San Francisco Chronicle reports:
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Paris Hilton has a brilliantly high-school manner of dealing with rejection: She says, &quot;You&#x27;re just jealous that I&#x27;m prettier (or richer, more popular, or better at giving head) than you.&quot;<br />
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<a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/celebrities/paris_hilton/" target=" blank">Paris</a> attempted to land a spot on the Ricky Gervais series <em>Extras</em> but was turned down. <em>The San Francisco Chronicle</em> reports:<br />
<blockquote>Socialite/singer Paris Hilton has fired back at British funnyman Ricky Gervais for snubbing her on the upcoming season of his comedy show &quot;Extras.&quot;<br />
The hotel heiress has branded the comic genius too insecure to work with actresses of her caliber after her pleas to appear on the show, which has previously starred Ben Stiller, Samuel L. Jackson and Kate Winslet, were rebuffed.<br />
She says, &quot;I guess he&#x27;s obviously scared of starring alongside an A-lister.&quot; </p></blockquote>
<p> Or maybe England&#x27;s sexual education system isn&#x27;t as advanced as America&#x27;s and he&#x27;s under the impression that herpes can be contracted through airborne particles.<br />
<br />See the A-lister herself at MrSkin.com.</p>
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