Ricki Lake Regains Relevance with Boobs and John Mayer

Agent E. — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:55:06 +0000

We never thought we would hear two completely separate news items concerning Ricki Lake in one morning. We always forget that she's kind of hot now, as the permanent Ricki Lake picture in our head involves two-toned hair and an extra hundred pounds. So it's even more shocking that these stories involve Ricki getting naked and John Mayer popping a boner over her. Ricki appeared on the Howard Stern Show this morning to promote the child-birth documentary she produced, The Business of Being Born, and talked about getting all naked and stuff and passing a real, live human being through her cooter. She had previously revealed of the film:

I am naked at 195 pounds giving birth in my own bathtub. It can't get any more intimate than that!

We're sure that some of you are pooh-poohing the idea, but we also know there is at least one guy reading this who has finally stumbled upon his dream beat-off scenario and will now die a satisfied and severely chafed man. So this is for you, water-birth-loving pervo!

And as for John Mayer, Page Six brings us this tale:

HOLIDAY cheer was ringing Tuesday night. John Mayer – clearly not thinking of his most recent flings with Minka Kelly or Cameron Diaz – made a beeline for Ricki Lake at the Sunshine Sachs p.r. company's Christmas party. The two talked about Lake's new documentary, "The Business of Being Born," before Mayer confessed, "I've had a crush on you for two years." Helpful publicists then herded the two to a back table, where they exchanged numbers. Lake soon left and went to the Rose Bar, where Mayer texted her throughout the night.

Perhaps Ricki's recent divorce filing has spurred on Britney Spears like urges and she'll soon be picking up guys in clubs every night and flashing her baby chute every time she exits a car. Yeah, probably not.

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Ricki Lake Regains Relevance with Boobs and John Mayer