Richie Sambora could be criminally charged with child endangerment.

Richie Sambora was busted for DUI with his 10-year-old daughter Ava in the car, along with another juvenile and another adult — a woman. If Sambora was driving drunk, he could be charged with endangering the two kids.

Police sources tell us Sambora has not been charged with endangerment but the Laguna Beach P.D. is "actively investigating."

Someone should have told Richie that his liver is Slippery When Wet! That booze is like Bad Medicine! He gives Pubs a Bad Name! Better watch out or ooooooh, Ava's gonna be a little Runaway! Ugh, stop us now.

"Richie Sambora has entered an undisclosed treatment facility in Los Angeles," the rep said in a statement. "He asks that you respect he and his family's privacy at this time."

Well, crud. There goes our usual Friday morning, during which we get bagels and eat them on Richie's lawn with a pair of binoculars pointing into his bathroom, wearing our Slippery When Wet shirt and carving his likeness into our ribs with the guitar pick he threw at the Anaheim concert of the Stranger in This Town tour. What do you think he's in rehab for? Because we think he's addicted to our love. Call us, Sambo!

ï Avril Lavigne, topless. He was a sk8tr b0i, I said see my taters, boy. (Yeeeah!)

ï Mary Kate Olsen slips rib. (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Justin Timberlake flew Jessica Biel and her first-class ass to England for tea and beans on toast. No, for canoodling. Canoodling. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Ewan MacGregor wears junk-enhancing briefs. Are they 18 hour? Do they lift and separate? (I Don't Like You In That Way)

ï Teri Hatcher has leopard-spotted pubic hair! Or underwear, whatever. (Taxi Driver)

ï Is Vanessa Minnillo humping Nick Lachey's butt in the pool? Because it really looks like Vanessa Minnillo is humping Nick Lachey's butt in the pool. (Derek Hail)

ï Britney Spears hates her mom and did not call her or visit her on Mother's Day, when said mom was in the hospital with pneumonia. Then she tear-gassed an orphanage and crapped on a veteran's memorial. (Glosslip)

ï David Faustino got busted for weed possession for the most convenient headline ever. (Celebitchy)

Denise Richards arrived at LAX yesterday sporting a ring on her left ring finger, leaving everyone wondering if she and her boyfriend, Richie Sambora, are engaged.

But denials abound, so who knows what's going on. Maybe Denise just hasn't learned the difference between right and left yet and put the ring on the wrong finger. Meanwhile she's been talking to the press about how much she wishes the press would leave her alone. She told Entertainment Tonight:

I was so thankful that Angelina had that baby. And how gorgeous is she? I'm like, please have that baby so it takes it away from us!

We're really convinced that Denise is sick of all the attention. What really persuaded us was the full-page ad she took out in the L.A. Times that read, "Dear paparazzi, Please stop following me and taking my picture. If I see a single one of you trying to photograph me while I eat dinner at Koi at 7 p.m. on Thursday night I will cry and I will never, ever be your friend. Love, Denise Richards."
Also on Denise's camera-evading schedule was a tramped-up performance with The Pussycat Dolls in Las Vegas. Apparently One of Charlie Sheen's hooker friends left behind a couple outfits the last time Denise was away on business or visiting a tummy-tuck specialist in Tucson or whatever rich, idle people do.

At this point we wouldn't put it past Denise to have a second head surgically implanted on her shoulder and yell at photogs and reporters, "Stop staring at me! I'm just trying to live a normal life! Why won't you people leave me alone?"
You can see more pictures of Denise the Pussycat Doll here and here.

But if nudity is more your speed, you can see Denise naked at MrSkin.com.

"Denise was at home minding her own business the other day when she heard Bon Jovi's 'Livin' on a Prayer' playing from the street outside. She peeked through a window and saw Heather and a girlfriend in her car with the song blasting. Heather and her friend thought their prank was hilarious. Denise called the stunt 'very high school.'"

We're gonna go ahead and call bullshit on this one. Throughout this whole hilarious trainwreck, Denise has been shifty and shady while Heather has been fairly mellow. Also, Heather is around 67 years old and not likely to engage in such juvenile behavior. And at any rate, if Heather had chosen to punk Denise via Bose, she would have chosen "You Give Love a Bad Name" over "Livin' on a Prayer" any old day. "We gotta hold on to what we got" over "No one can save you, the damage is done"? Puh-leez.

MrSkin.com is affiliated with Team Heather.

And yet, also affiliated with Team Denise.

Star mag is reporting that Denise and Sambora's relationship started up all the way back in March. Now. You'll recall that Heather and Richie filed for divorce on February 1. After a great deal of research and fact-checking, we can exclusively report that February is only one month before March!!! Star also says that Denise angered Officer Stacy Sheridan from television's T.J. Hooker when she showed up at a Bon Jovi afterparty after Heather had specifically asked her not to go. Sammy Jo from television's Dynasty then confronted her pal, asking her specifically if she was having an affair with her (almost ex-) husband. According to a source, Denise hadn't slept with Richie yet (collective shudder), and was "too stunned to reply". Heather was not too stunned to reply to that, and simply said,

"Well, I think you've answered the question. I never want to see you again. You no longer exist to me. It's like you've died."

This kind of reminds me of that time in high school, when Crystal Marks was dating Dusty Mancino for a super long time and then one time he gave her BFF Dawn Steves a ride to 4-H in his monster truck and then Crystal stole Dawn's Palmetto jeans and cut a hole in the crotch and then Dawn got pregnant. Only the players are all really old, and starred in Young Guns. Same fashion sense, though:


Denise, sans clothes, at MrSkin.com.

Check out some Heather while you're there.
And Chaz is at MaleStars.com.

"acting like Richie's wife, and a mother to his and Heather's daughter, Ava."

Heather thought the pair had severed ties, but it turned out that Heaton had been calling her husband every day in addition to sending him the photos, described thusly:

"one showing her lying on her side, wearing only fishnet stockings and boots, and another one of her wearing 'a baby-doll nightie in a provocative pose.'"

Heaton is described as being a "39-year-old brunette". Good God! Not a brunette!
Dirty bird Nick Lachey is rumored to be possibly diddling his estranged wife Jessica's personal assistant/BFF CaCee Cobb, although his rep hotly denies it. The two were seen getting a little too friendly a couple of weeks ago at some club that we don't care about because it's in L.A. and we don't live there. Life & Style reports that a couple of witnesses snitched:

"The two were all over each other. Nick had his arms wrapped around her, and he was kissing her all over the side of her face and neck. Her arms were around him, too."

"We were watching in total disbelief. We kept waiting for them to rip each other's clothes off."

We're also in total disbelief. Disbelief that someone actually willingly goes by the name CaCee Cobb.

You'd never leave Jessica. See her Nude Review at MrSkin.com.

Heather's, too.