Tag Archives: Richie Sambora
Wanted (Waaaaaannnnnteeeeed!) Drunk or Alive
Aha, now we know why Heather Locklear may have very recently been suicidal–her ex-husband likes to slam a few Zimas before cruising around the block with their daughter in the car! Yesterday, Richie Sambora was arrested for driving under the influence with his ten-year-old daughter Ava, Ava's young friend, and an unidentified woman in his [...]
He's Seen A Million Brewskis . . . And He's DRANK Them All
Rehab! Catch the fever! Yesterday People.com reported:
"Richie Sambora has entered an undisclosed treatment facility in Los Angeles," the rep said in a statement. "He asks that you respect he and his family's privacy at this time."
Well, crud. There goes our usual Friday morning, during which we get bagels and eat them on Richie's lawn [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Wonderjocks
ï If a Denise Richards and Richie Sambora break up in the woods and no one is there to care, do they make a sound? (TMZ)
ï Avril Lavigne, topless. He was a sk8tr b0i, I said see my taters, boy. (Yeeeah!)
ï Mary Kate Olsen slips rib. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Justin Timberlake flew [...]
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If Only She'd Dressed Like This a Year Ago, Maybe She'd Still Be Married
If you're Denise Richards and you desperately–desperately–want the media to leave you alone and let you live your more-dramatic-than-a-day-in-Port-Charles life, what do you do? Pack up the kids and hide out at a luxury spa in Saskatchewan? Or get engaged to your also-still-legally-married boyfriend and then dress up like a transvestite hooker and prance around [...]
Revenge by Stereo
Contrary to popular reports stating otherwise, the romance between Wild Thing Denise Richards and aging craprocker Richie Sambora is still on–they are presently kissing and getting sunburned together in Italy. And Heather Locklear is reportedly so steamed that she pulled a mean-spirited Lloyd Dobbler on Denise.
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Denise Richards is Better Off Dead
First, Charlie Sheen threatened to kill her. Now, Heather Locklear claims "You no longer exist to me. It's like you've died." Wow, this whole "accuse your husband of kiddie porn and hookers, then take out a restraining order" plea for public sympathy Denise Richards is pulling doesn't exactly seem to be working out for her [...]
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Putting the "Ass" in "Personal Assistant"
You might think that dorking someone like Jessica Simpson would be a dream come true, but in reality, while you were pumping away, she'd be feeding some Pupparoni to her floofy dog, applying self-tanner and Creme de la Mer, taking on her cell with her publicist, and screeching at you to hurry up because her [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: An Army of Hookers
Jermaine Dupri says that his girlfriend Janet Jackson purposely got all lumpy and lardy for an indie film role that fell through. We’re totally stealing that excuse.
Don’t fuck with Reese Witherspoon. Unless you’re into dying.
Kate Moss proves that supermodels actually have brains!
She also proves she has a nipple. Again.
Heather Locklear [...]
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Richie and Heather Give Love a Bad Name
February 2nd, 2005. The day love died. Yesterday, Heather Locklear filed for divorce from Richie Sambora. No reasons were cited for the split, but we can assume that it was either a fight over the bronzing powder or a heathed battle over whose highlights were more "buttery".