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"She'll be dead and I'll piss on her grave."
We're thinking about taking a binge and purge approach to Britney Spears gossip from now on. We'll hold out for as long as we can, denying ourselves any information on the sad, sad life of our favorite fallen pop star, then maybe once a week we'll lower our defenses and allow the wave of Brit [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, Britney Spears, drugs, Justin Timberlake, plastic surgery rumors, Sam Lutfi
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Britney Spears Conducts a Pap Swap
It seems that Britney Spears is employing the tag-team approach to her genital companions these days. When one gets tired she sends him back to the side of the ring and tags in fresh meat. Only the tag team in question isn't comprised of only two cammo-clad Bushwhackers, but the entire fleet of paparazzi trailing [...]
Britney Mama Jama Drama Rama . . . Bomba Llama?
"Hey, Mom, thanks for trying to help me stop taking drugs and drinking till I puke and flashing my poon in everyone's faces. But you know what? I like drugs. And drinking. And puking. And my poon. So you can just f off, and here are the legal papers to make sure you can never [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, celebrity offspring, celebrity parents, Kevin Federline
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Britney Spears Has Mommy Issues
How do you tell your mom you love her and thank her for birthing you and helping you through that breakup with Justin and teaching you how to change a poopy diaper and then, after realizing that you were just throwing the poopy diapers in the corner, buying you a big trash can with a [...]
Hilary Duff: Too Important for Just One Stalker
We have been known to jest about Hilary Duff in the past. Mr. Ed may have been mentioned, there may have been jokes about a dentist who specializes in implanting novelty teeth into the mouths of women named Hilary (Duff and Swank), disparaging remakes may have been made in regards to Agent Cody Banks or [...]