Tag Archives: RenÈe Zellweger
Germs! Germs! Everywhere Germs!
One of the ways we are able to feel good about ourselves when we have to look at beautiful, glamorous, skinny, rich-as-hell people all day for this gossip game is by finding flaws in those people. Flaws that say, "Damn, Celebrity X is a FREAK. It's way better to be us, with our meager paycheck [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Two in the Pinkett, One in the Stinkett
Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith claim that they porked in the car on the way to the Oscars. Billy Bob/Angelina Jolie wannabes, all. (The Blemish)
Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson lesbian parody porno. 1 Night in Lilo? (Drunken Stepfather)
Crank THAT, Soulja Boy. Is that a Mr. Microphone in his drawers? Faker. (Yeeeah!)
The actual video of [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, Amy Winehouse, awards shows, Blake Fielder-Civil, celebrity accidents, celebrity breakups, Jada Pinkett Smith, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson, movies, Samantha Ronson, Soulja Boy, Will Smith
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CNW Junk Drawer: GIRL FIGHT IN DA CLUB!
Anna Kournikova gets involved in a girl-on-girl brawl. Your fantasies become reality. (Daily Stab)
Courtney Love vows to gain 15 pounds. Oh, it’s going to be a hard road. A tough challenge to face. It will take a lot of dedication. She’s going to have to eat food and . . . uh, yeah, that’s [...]
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Also tagged Anna Kournikova, Bradley Cooper, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity catfights, celebrity hookups, Courtney Love, Jonas Brothers, Lindsay Lohan
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CNW Junk Drawer: Renee ZellWebster
Renee Zellweger says she wants a man like a dictionary. Long and hard? Hoo ha! (FemaleFirst)
Lily Allen shittalks half of England. We’re in love. (Anything Hollywood)
Megan Fox as an awkward teen. Without the awkward part. (Cityrag)
Miss California Carrie Prejean topless pictures. She hates gays getting married, but showing boobs is a go. [...]
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Also tagged Carrie Prejean, Cassie, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Ellen Pompeo, Kiefer Sutherland, Kirstie Alley, Lily Allen, Megan Fox, Pete Wentz, television
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Renee Zellweger Is Mating with Her Own Projects
We thought Renee Zellweger didn't date because she has a bad track record of hasty nuptials with bald, sexually ambiguous country singers. But no, as it turns out, she is just too cotton-pickin' busy for all that romance horseshit. She told Marie Claire mag:
"I'm not single, I'm busy. That's my line. The thing is, I'm [...]
Renee Zellweger Employs Booger Checker
Umbrella carrier. Weave fluffer. Gum disposal expert. Celebrities need help with a lot of everyday tasks that normal people are forced to do on their own. But if RenÈe Zellweger needs help wiping her snotty nose, we sure hope she at least offers her assistant 401(k) matching funds and a kick-ass dental plan. London's Mirror [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Pamela and Camela (Toe)
ï Pam Anderson's marriage to Rick Salomon has been annulled. In the eyes of the law, that means it never happened. Let us never speak of this again. (Hollywire)
ï MrSkin.com scores the first ever interview with Christian Landers, the dude behind the high-larious StuffWhitePeopleLike.com! (Mr. Skin)
ï Madonna claims that her marriage [...]
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Also tagged camel toe, Carmen Electra, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity websites, Jamie Lynn Spears, Kate Moss, Madonna, magazines, Pamela Anderson, Sophie Monk
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CNW Junk Drawer: An Elle of a Bod
ï If you're "board", Elle MacPherson in a bikini will make you whip up a batch of your own sex wax. Har de har. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Someone give Renee Zellweger a part in Bridget Jones 3, stat. (Yeeeah!)
ï Paris Hilton rubs her nipple on a bear. (Egotastic!)
ï Madonna: arms of [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, Diora Baird, drugs, Elle MacPherson, Fergie, Keith Richards, Madonna, magazines, movies, Owen Wilson, Paris Hilton
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CNW Junk Drawer: Jonathan Rhyshab Meyers
ï They try to make me wear a tee-shirt, I said, no, no, no. (Egotastic!)
ï They tried to make Jonathan go to Rhyshab, he said, no, no, n–well, okay. (Female First)
ï John Krasinski from The Office and RenÈe Zellweger? OK, that sounds fine, carry on. (I'm Not Obsessed)
ï Scarlett Johansson's handsome [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, celebrity hookups, celebrity offspring, celebs in rehab, Hilary Duff, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Biel, John Krasinski, Johnathan Rhys Meyers, Melanie Brown, Morgan Fairchild, music, Nicky Hilton, Scarlett Johansson, see-through shots, Suri Cruise, television, underwear
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RenÈe Zellweger: So Cute, She Farts Rabbits
Ah, now we know why RenÈe Zellweger always has that pinched, pained expression on her face–she gots bunnies in the bowels.
Oh, they look fuzzy enough, to be sure, but passing those powerful hind legs through one's intestines is enough to make anyone squint a bit.