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Ohmigod, Reese and Jake Are, Like, So Doing It!
Ohmigod, Reese and Jake are, like, so the perfect couple! Ohmigodohmigodohmigod! I can't believe they are really, really dating! This is so exciting! I hope they get married and have lots of cute little babies and make movies together about, like, really pretty rich people who adopt injured puggles or squirrels or bunnies or something. [...]
Gyllenhaal Debeards Again
Hey, did you remember that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal were supposedly porking? We didn't. They're kind of like the relationship equivalent of Julia Roberts's belly full o' fetus and a Cinderella song all wrapped in one: we didn't know what we had until it was gone. Reports Us Weekly:
Though sources say the duo, who [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: She Wants to Be The Girl with the Least Cake
ï Courtney Love, in a bikini, weighing less than her 12-year-old daughter. That's what making out with Bruce Willis will do to a body. It happened to Lohan, now it's happening again.
ï Uma Thurman's one-piece strains against the weight of her Nordic kahooblies.
ï Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson's illicit extramarital blonde people [...]
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Reese Witherspoon Dresses as "I'm Single" Billboard for Globes
Hey boys, it's me, Reese Witherspoon. Have you heard that I'm single? Oh, you have? And you also heard that I'm a colossal bore and a total bitch? Yeah, I heard that rumor was going around about me. But seriously, it wasn't me. It was Ryan. He always got mad at me if I smiled [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "All the Women Heís Been With Are Dirty Rats."
ï Elle Macpherson's still got it! Believe the hype, feel the magic, catch the wave, etc., etc.
ï Anna Nicole sold the video of her C-section to Entertainment Tonight for $1 million. OK, so for those who like to keep count: she sold the last pictures of her with her son, she sold the [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: "Like Women Everywhere"
ï Is Australian actress Abbie Cornish the real reason behind the Reese/Ryan breakup? That would mark the second time Ryan's fallen for a blonde with an incredibly silly last name. At least he's consistent.
ï Sumner Redstone says that he dropped Tom Cruise's contract because his wife, Paula, "like women everywhere, had come to [...]
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Reese Witherspoon: Not Fat, Not Pregnant, Not Much Fun
Hey, guys, it's Reese Witherspoon here, and I just want to take a few minutes to talk about the state of my womb, because it is TOTALLY EMPTY. And what Star magazine said about me is just totally mean. I used to think it was funny when they would say that Jennifer Lopez was pregnant [...]
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At Least Shitting on Reese Witherspoon Is a Better Use of Time Than Employing Ben Affleck
We hope that you had a fun-filled weekend, because it doesn't look like any celebrities did. There's still no TomKat (fake, alien) baby, Lindsay Lohan didn't get coked out and fall down the stairs at whichever club is days away from becoming so last week (or we didn't hear about it), and Angelina Jolie and [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: An Army of Hookers
Jermaine Dupri says that his girlfriend Janet Jackson purposely got all lumpy and lardy for an indie film role that fell through. We’re totally stealing that excuse.
Don’t fuck with Reese Witherspoon. Unless you’re into dying.
Kate Moss proves that supermodels actually have brains!
She also proves she has a nipple. Again.
Heather Locklear [...]
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