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Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell Confirm: Twins Still in for 2009
We have our first celebrity twin babies of 2009! Yay! Let's hope pregnant Jennifer Garner had the good sense to pack her uterus with two Afflecks to keep this momentum going. According to Us Weekly:
Rebecca Romijn and husband Jerry O'Connell welcomed twin girls, Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip, on Dec. 28, her rep [...]
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Rebecca Romijn Hops on the Twin Train (Traijn?)
Another celebrity paid a guy in a lab coat to create zygotes in a petri dish and then cram then up her muff! Awww, who said romance was dead? Smoking hot fox Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and That Fat Kid from Stand By Me are expecting twin girls. Take it away, People:
Rebecca Romijn and her husband, Jerry [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Matt n' Mandy, Sittin' in a Tree
ï Is our sweet angel Mandy Moore getting Binged? Oh Christ, NO! (Yeeeah!)
ï Our favorite opiate connoisseur, Porky Petey Dough-erty, has returned to form. Now with video! (Drunken Stepfather)
ï And Pete's ex, Kate Moss, sports some really sharp needles of her own. (Taxi Driver)
ï Jerry O'Connell has hot wife; poor self-esteem. [...]
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A Touching Love Letter to Rebecca Romijn
Rebecca Romijn recently appeared on Late Night with Conan O'Brien to promote Ugly Betty. But what she was really promoting, we think, was masturbation. Conan asked about fan letters, and she cheerfully replied:
"I got a series of letters from a guy who would go on and on, in very strange bubbly, cursive handwriting, about my [...]
ScarJo's Got the Best of the Breast
So what were the serious journalists over at In Touch doing while People was negotiating their $4.1 million buy of the Brangelina family fun pics? They were rating celebrity racks. Because who cares about Piloh Shitt when there are boobs to ogle?
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Also tagged Brittany Murphy, Halle Berry, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Salma Hayek, Scarlett Johansson, Tyra Banks
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Rebecca Romijn Relishes Randy Rhapsodizing
One of the first things we read this morning was a headline that stated "Rebecca Romijn loves X-rated sex." Just contemplate that for a moment. Roll it around in your mind as if you were swirling a fine glass of scotch. Now think of the fact that all that X-rated sex is being wasted on [...]
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What's the Point of Bedding Famous Ladies If You Can't Brag About It?
When Wilmer Valderrama went on Howard Stern and rated all the famous trim he'd had the pleasure of Fezzing over the years, everybody rolled their eyes. Just another sad little tiny-crotched rooster fluffing up his feathers and waggling his sad little comb. After all, playing a lisping foreign dude on a dead-horse FOX show, doing [...]
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Also tagged Demi Moore, Denise Richards, Heather Locklear, Howard Stern, John Stamos
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SI Swimsuit Issue: Eight Cover Models for the Price of One
The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Merely uttering those five tiny words causes uncontrollable priapism in roughly 82.647% of the population (we counted). Each year, bright-eyed, rosy-cheeked innocents across this great nation race to the mailbox or to their local Waldenbooks, nether regions all atingle, gasping, “Who made the cover? Who made the cover? Who made [...]
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Also tagged Elle MacPherson, Elsa Benitez, magazines, models, Petra Nemcova
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