Tag Archives: Ray J
Ray J To Bobby Brown: You Don't Give Good Love
If you are like Serge Gainsbourg (Which, obviously, you are. We can tell by your spot-on rendition of "Lemon Incest."), then you want to crawl into the non-dooty-bubble-containing hole previously visited by Bobby Brown, i.e., Whitney Houston's vagina. And if you ever get that chance, erstwhile Kardashian humper and brother to Brandy Ray J has [...]
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Kim Kardashian Superstar Goes All The Empire Strikes Back On Us
This morning we found out that Kim Kardashian Superstar Part 2 was going to be released by Vivid and our victorious huzzahs filled the air. "Finally!" we thought. "The elusive tinkling footage is here! We'll finally see Kim playing the part of a dusky-skinned, bald-beaved, giant-assed urinal cake!" KimKSuperstar.com's release (hee hee hee hee hee [...]
"Directed by Ray J. You Know What I'm Sayin'?"
In spite of the fact that Kim Kardashian still claims she is not behind the promotion and sale of her Getting Crammed by Moesha's Baby Brother sex tape–in fact, she says she's suing–more clips have been leaked today. And if these clips prove anything, it's that there is nothing in the world that is more [...]
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Also tagged celebrity nudity, Celebrity Sex Tapes, Kim Kardashian
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Kim Kardashian Getting Peed On . . . Right in Your Own Living Room
Uggggghhhh. We've been trying to ignore the hoo-ha about the Kim Kardashian sex tape because the name of the blog is CelebNewsWire. Celeb. As Kim Kardashian is semi-known only for risking chancre infection via a close Paris friendship and having a father who defended O.J., she doesn't necessarily qualify. However, we thought back to the [...]