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Rachael Ray Cooks Up Something 'Neath Her Dress
Titty Monday continues with celebrity kitchen type person Rachael Ray. Rachael is either sporting nipple patches, has incredibly shiny areolae with mathematically perfect radii, or she was cooking some strombolis and dropped hot, oily pepperoni down the front of her dress, which then lodged themselves perfectly over her conkers. All three scenarios are equally plausible, [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "A Skanky, Backdoor C*nt"
ï OMG, Jenny Aniston is gonna go on Courteney Cox's show and they're gonna KISS!!! The girl-girl spit swap is the surefire ratings booster of our generation, finally overtaking the "let's introduce a precocious child character" move. Basically, yes, we're likening Jennifer Aniston to Cousin Oliver.
ï Naomi Campbell pooh-poohs claims that she's involved [...]