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Britney To Frolic with Different Kind of Pussy

Agent E. — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:55:58 +0000

Generally when a parent puts their out-of-control daughter on lock down, they monitor the company the little angel keeps, set up outings to the malt shop with the local equestrian club or a troupe of young Jane Austen enthusiasts to set her on the path to righteousness. Not Britney Spears's dad; he says, "Have fun hanging out with the Pussycat Dolls, honey. Don't forget to wear some panties!" According to Access Hollywood:

Britney Spears is making a cameo in a new video by the Pussycat Dolls, Access Hollywood has learned.

A source close to the five piece girl group confirmed the news exclusively to Access.

ìShe is doing a cameo in their new video shoot today,î the source said.

Spears was spotted in Burbank earlier today, where the Pussycat Dolls are shooting a music video for ìWhen I Grow Up,î the first single from their second, as yet untitled album.

Spears once joined the Pussycat Dolls on stage at a performance for her older brother Bryanís birthday.

The Pussycat Dollsí new record was executive produced by Timbaland and features appearances from Gnarls Barkley singer Cee-Lo Green and Sean Garrity.

At first we were horrified by the prospect of a Britney/Pussycat Dolls collaboration, but we're starting to come around. In fact, we might even think it's an inspired choice. Because, really, what better way to make Brit look feminine than to put her next to a bunch of testes tuckers? She will seem a girly beauty once again, despite evidence to the contrary.

Britney dances it up at MrSkin.com.

CNW Junk Drawer: A Whole Bundch of Side Boob

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:36:36 +0000

ï Gisele gifts us with the side of her supermodel superbooble. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï All hail the Poshycat Doll. (Daily Stab)

ï Kids, heed the sad tale of Naomi Campbell's hairline: weave abuse leads to baldness. (Yeeeah!)

ï Rihanna has a crotch that emits mystical hot pink beams! (Cityrag)

ï More Mischa Barton titty buttons from Closing the Ring. Now with video! (Egotastic!)

ï Julia Roberts stinks. (FemaleFirst)

ï Julianne Moore shows Moore of herself. Namely, nipples. (Fatback)

ï Billie Piper flashed a peck of freckled poppers. (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Amy Winehouse spends a night being dainty and demure. (CelebWarship)

ï Miley Cyrus in a typical MySpace picture pose. I.e., with exposed underwear. (Pop Crunch)

The Pussycat Dude

Agent E. — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:30:08 +0000

To the commenter who disputed our claim that the Pussycat Dolls are female impersonators: Take a look at this picture. Once you make your way past the bared boob, drink in the face. To be that douche who quotes Austin Powers and thinks they're so incredibly funny: It's a man, baby! Seriously, though, that's a dude. That Doll has more testosterone than Sylvester Stallone.