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Purple Rain Falls Under My Umbrella-ella-ella
We're sure that sometimes celebrities don't mind being mistaken for each other. If you're Stephen Dorff and your local Starbucks barista screams, "Ohmigod, Brad Pitt, I love you!" you'd probably be OK with it. But Rihanna being mistaken for Prince? That's probably not helping her self esteem. Reports Pop Crunch:
Rihanna might want to consider growing [...]
Prince Wants To Turn You on . . . To God
Imagine this: You're sitting at home watching The Biggest Loser/masturbating to porn when you hear a knock at the door. You pull up your pants and go to answer it. To your shock and dismay, the man standing just outside your home isn't a Willie Loman type but the man behind "Little Red Corvette." And [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Snow Blower Over
ï Prince approached Penelope Cruz and sang a song just for her. Next week, we will see her in purple lingerie and a spiral perm, fronting the Penelope 6. (Celebrity Mound)
ï Britney backed out of Cyndi Lauper's True Colors tour after she found out that "performing" meant "actually singing". "I cain't do that, [...]
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Paris Hilton's Talent Level: Somewhere Between Apollonia and Carmen Electra
Never one to hold back a biting word, Prince basically told Paris Hilton she is a talentless fame whore. But in Paris's defense, Prince probably thought he was talking to a miniature white elephant who was floating past him on a cloud of rainbow-striped cotton candy.
This Is What It Sounds Like When Prince Dines
Dear Prince,
Hi! Hi, Prince. How you doin’? Great, great. Listen, Prince, we’re all big fans of your work. We learned about dirty stuff through your songs when we were in elementary school, we made up dances to “Little Red Corvette” at recess, we got felt up on dance floors to “Diamonds and Pearls”. And you [...]