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Portia and Ellen Become Wife and Wife

Agent E. — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 17:30:58 +0000

Some clam shuckers got hitched this weekend. Yay California! According to the Daily Mail:

Chat show host Ellen DeGeneres and actress Portia de Rossi were married following an intimate ceremony in the grounds of their LA home.

Fewer than 20 of the couple's family and friends gathered at sunset for the civil service ceremony but the event attracted a swarm of press anxious to get a glimpse of the lesbian couple.

As they posed for official photographers, the loved-up pair were clearly enjoying their big day.

Former comic and sitcom star DeGeneres wore a loose-fitting white chiffon shirt, white waistcoat and trousers while de Rossi wore a cream and pale pink halterneck dress by designer Zac Posen.

The couple have been dating since December 2004 and DeGeneres announced her plans to wed her lover on her chat show in May.

DeGeneres and de Rossi now live together in Beverly Hills with their four cats.

Was it really important to throw in a mention of their four cats? And if so, why stop there? Why not go on to describe the hers and hers power tools in the garage and the cabinet in the kitchen stuffed with hundreds of varieties of herbal tea?

The wonderful and hilarious Yeeeah! has more blurry pics of the lezzie ceremony.

You can spy blushing bride Portia de Rossi nude at MrSkin.com.

And believe it or not, Ellen Degeneres is also nude at MrSkin.com.

Ellen Degeneres is a Top; Portia de Rossi is a Topless

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 17:59:46 +0000

Between posting pictures of Lindsay Lohan with Samantha Ronson and now Ellen Degeneres with femme friend Portia de Rossi, CelebNewsWire is quickly becoming LesbianCoupleWire. The next time you come here, the background will be rainbow flags and there will be a nice Joan Armatrading midi playing. For now, please enjoy these pictures of Portia and Ellen on vacation, especially because Portia felt the need to go topless (pics after the cut) to sun her microscopic mams. Talk about Arrested Development. Hi-yooooooo!

Portia's even nakeder at MrSkin.com.

Ellen's there too. Also naked. Yes, really!

Pics via Egotastic!

Richardson and de Rossi Are Randy Rug Munchers

Agent E. — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 17:55:36 +0000

With all the itubes and youspaces and mypods out there competing for an average viewer's attention, how is a fledgling cable network like FX going to capture your attention? With boobs! And sex! And lesbians! Naked lesbians are almost always more entertaining than a video of some fifteen-year-old in Boise lip syncing to "Footloose". Alice B. Toklas to our Gertrude Stein, FemaleFirst, reports:

Joely Richardson is to have a steamy lesbian romp with Portia de Rossi in the new series of 'Nip/Tuck'.

The British actress will bed openly gay Portia in the upcoming series of the hit US plastic surgery drama, after her character Julia McNamara falls for the mother of a boob job patient, played by the former 'Ally McBeal' star.

The pair's scenes so far are said to be so explicit that even crew members used to the series' frequent sexual storylines have been shocked.

An on set source said: "Portia's character is going to be involved in a torrid relationship with Joely's character over about 10 episodes.

"It's going to be shocking stuff. So far, the pair's sex scenes have been wild. Even the crew have been shocked by what they have seen."

Despite sending pulses racing with her lesbian antics with Portia, Joely has no intention of watching the same sex scenes.

She said: "I make a point of never watching myself. Even if it's just a standard scene, I can't watch. And nude scenes I never want to see."

This is why CelebNewsWire and Joely Richardson are very different. We love nothing more than glancing upon two hot and classy ladies massaging mams and licking labia. Well, that and Joely's a beautiful and successful actress who comes from a regal and storied family, while we know roughly two hundred and eighty-two different words for boobs.

Ellen's Lesbian Wars Heat Up

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Tue, 11 Jan 2005 16:37:16 +0000

What's a girl to do when some brazen hussy swoops in and steals her lesbian lover? Sue the bitch for theft, of course. Ellen DeGeneres made headlines in December for dumping her lover of four years, Alexandra Hedison, for younger, blonder, and hotter lesbo lady Portia de Rossi. Now Alex is fighting back–Victorian style!

In addition to seeking palimony from DeGeneres, Hedison is reportedly suing de Rossi for "alienation of affection". See, back in the old days when a wife was seen as a man's property, seducing said wife could be considered theft. Sure, Alex, that'll work out just fine. Nevermind the fact that most courts won't even give you the right to marry your ladyfriend; they're sure to award you piles of cash under an archaic law that nobody's even heard of. Just be careful that Ellen doesn't try to reclaim those two goats from her dowry.

Portia Removes ALL Traces of Ex.

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Tue, 28 Dec 2004 17:14:48 +0000

Mere weeks after their breakup, Portia de Rossi is having a tattoo of her ex's initials surgically removed. We're sure that Portia has given the matter much agonizing thought. Or, about as much thought as a person who gets a tattoo of a significant other is capable of giving.

Portia, who dumped her longtime love Francesca Gregorini (who's Ringo Starr's stepdaughter!) for the irresistable wiles of Ellen DeGeneres, visited a dermatologist recently to have the innitials "FG" removed from her ring finger. Oh, Portia, you silly, pretty lesbian. Why didn't you just keep the tattoo and say it stood for your new "Funny Gal-Pal"?

Ellen DeGeneres Trades Up

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Mon, 13 Dec 2004 17:45:43 +0000

Extra! Extra! Award-winning star with a hit television show dumps longterm lady love for a stunning young blonde. No, silly fool, we're not talking about some bloated middle-aged Hollywood actor, we're talking about Ellen DeGeneres!

After ditching their longtime lesbo loves, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are shacking up . . . after mere weeks together.

DeGeneres, 46, first met Arrested Development actress de Rossi, 31, nine months ago during a photo shoot. Sapphic sparks flew, but each was in a relationship so, you know. However, when the blonde pair met up again at VH1's "Big in '04" awards show on December 1rst, they could not deny their naughty, naughty feelings, and (according to a source) "things got so hot and heavy between them that they raced to a limo and fooled around for hours."

De Rossi ditched her significant other the next day, and Ellen asked her live-in love to split so Portia could move in. No word yet on whether or not the couple have adopted a golden retriever and bought matching tool belts.