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CNW Junk Drawer: Tumbleweaves
That’s Britney’s weave, not the back of Dog the Bounty Hunter’s head, FYI.
John Edwards, you are the father. (Celebitchy)
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhart are back together. Their hearts are held together by love. And their groins are forever linked by the human papilloma virus. (Fatback)
Channing Tatum was a stripper. A stripper who grinded (ground?) to [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, celebrity hookups, celebrity pregnancies, Channing Tatum, Doug Reinhart, John Edwards, Kat Von D, Kendra Wilkinson, Paris Hilton, Pink
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CNW Junk Drawer: Rip Off Them Spanx
ï Eva Longoria upskirts; shows off some sizzling shapewear from the Sears "Silver Fox" foundation garment collection. (Yeeeah!)
ï A plane carrying Winona Ryder was forced to make an emergency landing, presumably because she was all zorked out on goofballs. (Yeeeah!)
ï Homoeroticism on the Twilight set. Rawr! (Hollywire)
ï Despite her unending, ultra-desirable [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, Anne Hathaway, Brian Austin Green, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity catfights, celebrity gay rumors, Eva Longoria, Karolina Kurkova, Lindsay Lohan, Megan Fox, models, movies, Samantha Ronson, upskirt shots, Winona Ryder
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Lindsay Lohan Is Racially Sensitive
This past election season, vaginally-freckled labe-licker Lindsay Lohan took to the streets of MySpace to vent her frustrations about Sarah Palin. And the new, improved, teetotaling Lindsay is not giving up her interest in current events now that the election is over. In fact, she bubbled over with excitement during an interview with Access Hollywood [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Minnillo Licks the Vanillo
ï Vanessa Minnillo fellates a PInkberry spoon. (F-listed)
ï Can't lose that last stubborn five pounds? Get gastric band surgery! Courtney Love did. (Yeeeah!)
ï Pics from Britney Spears's new video for "Womanizer". Lots o' wigs, and not a batty pink one amongst them. (Pop on the Pop)
ï Madonna bans Sarah Palin from [...]
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Also tagged Anna Faris, celebrity accidents, celebrity catfights, celebs in rehab, Courtney Love, David Duchovny, Kristen Bell, Madonna, Miley Cyrus, movies, music videos, Nick Nolte, Pete Doherty, plastic surgery rumors, Tom Cruise, Vanessa Minnillo
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Madonna Is Sticky. Sweet?
So that tour that you've been hearing about for about four years now, the one that Madonna cheated on her husband and ghostwrote all her secrets to promote? It started this weekend. The highlights: Madge wore gross costumes that showed off her ropy muscles and looked like they could at any moment also show off [...]
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (Giving Blowjobs)
We all love a celebrity sex tape, right? We would never watch an actual movie involving the likes of Chyna or Screech, but catch them in the act of porking and we will devote hours upon hours of our life to them. But when a sex tape involves one of the biggest stars in history, [...]
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Also tagged celebrity hookups, Celebrity Sex Tapes, Marilyn Monroe
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Ms. Pammy Goes To Washington
Sometimes celebrities and politics mix just fine. Ben Affleck seems to have a genuine interest and know just a little bit more than Barack Obama's favorite color. Sonny Bono did a fine job as far as we can tell. But sometimes it's best for celebs to stick to things like slapping their name on a [...]
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Also tagged Ben Affleck, Hayden Panettiere, Lauren Conrad, Marcia Cross, Pamela Anderson
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Senator Fleck?
Sonny Bono, Jesse Ventura, Arnold Schwarzenegger . . . Ben Affleck? God help us, but itís being reported that Fleck might run for a Senate seat. Weíre moving to Italy, because we think weíre better off with Cicciolina.
Jenna Bush Got a Big Ole Butt, Oh Yeah
First daughter/wino Jenna Bush is legal now, so hearing tales of her getting hosed at clubs isn't quite as hilarious as it was a few years back. But hearing about GWB's daughter getting hosed and demonstrating her skills at doing Da Butt? Still funny.