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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: They Tried to Make Me Go to Silicone Rehab</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:08:20 +0000</pubDate>
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Amy Winehouse has traded needles in the arm for needles in the boobs and lips. (The Blemish)
Rachel Bilson sports Gwyneth Paltrow-style greaseball legs in Flaunt. (Yeeeah!)
James Gandolfini assaulted a paparazzo. Sadly, he later found out that the photog was not, in fact, carrying any nachos on him so it was all for naught. (Anything Hollywood)
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<li><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/amy_winehouse_lips.jpg"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-22102" title="amy_winehouse_lips" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/amy_winehouse_lips-196x200.jpg" alt="amy_winehouse_lips" width="196" height="200" /></a><strong>Amy Winehouse</strong> has traded needles in the arm for needles in the <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/well-those-are-new.html" target="_blank">boobs</a> and lips. (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2009/11/amy-winehouse-has-a-new-hobby/" target="_blank">The Blemish</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Rachel Bilson</strong> sports Gwyneth Paltrow-style greaseball <a href="http://gawker.com/5279656/what-was-that-goop-all-over-gwyneth-paltrows-legs-on-the-tonight-show" target="_blank">legs</a> in <em>Flaunt</em>. (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/11/05/rachel-bilson-in-flaunt-magazine/" target="_blank">Yeeeah!</a>)</li>
<li><strong>James Gandolfini</strong> assaulted a paparazzo. Sadly, he later found out that the photog was not, in fact, carrying any nachos on him so it was all for naught. (<a href="http://anythinghollywood.com/2009/11/james-gandolfini-assaults-cameraman-on-video/" target="_blank">Anything Hollywood</a>)</li>
<li>Strap on your lucite and jump into a puddle of bronzer&#8211;it&#8217;s the <strong>Shauna Sand</strong> <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/shauna-sand-sex-tape.html" target="_blank">sex tape</a> preview! (<a href="http://www.nudography.com/News.aspx?IDNews=3854" target="_blank">Nudography</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Tom</strong> isn&#8217;t the only <strong>Cruise</strong> who likes a phallic object in the mouth. (<a href="http://allieiswired.com/archives/2009/11/suri-cruise-still-on-the-bottle/" target="_blank">Allie Is Wired</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Kelly Brook</strong> places crumpets over her crumpets. Then we will eat dunk them in our milk. And other gross metaphors. (<a href="http://blog.mrskin.com/kelly-brook-topless-calendar-girls---12709" target="_blank">Mr. Skin</a>)</li>
<li>Australia is pissssssed about <strong>Britney Spears</strong> lip synching. (<a href="http://amygrindhouse.com/britney-spears-australian-tour-scrutiny.html" target="_blank">Amy Grindhouse</a>).</li>
<li><strong>Chris Martin</strong> calls <strong>Kate Bosworth</strong> Gwyneth&#8217;s &#8220;younger version&#8221;. And then he porked her. (<a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/79210/chris_martin_told_gwyneth_that_kate_bosworth_was_her_younger_version/" target="_blank">Celebitchy</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Sandra Bullock</strong> in custody battle for porn star&#8217;s kid. God, that sentence was awesome. (<a href="http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2009/11/jesse-james-to-janine-lindemulder-lay-off-sandra-bullock/" target="_blank">Hollywood Gossip</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Michael Lohan</strong> wants to release more <strong>Lindsay</strong> <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/lindsay-lohan-voicemails-to-father.html" target="_blank">tapes</a>. Yeah, that&#8217;ll help. (<a href="http://poponthepop.com/2009/11/michael-lohan-releases-more-tapes/" target="_blank">Pop on the Pop</a>)</li>
<li>Stop being an asshole and be our pal on <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/CelebNewsWire/94950762313?ref=ts" target="_blank">Facebook</a>.</li>
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		<title>Anna is Friel with Her Body</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:24:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all enjoyed the pictures of Anna Friel nude in Breakfast at Tiffany&#8217;s.  We liked looking at them and we liked thinking about them. But we&#8217;re a sensitive website with a kokopelli tattoo to prove it so we wondered, &#8220;How does Anna feel about it?&#8221; Funny we should ask. She said on the Paul O&#8217;Grady [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/anna_friel_tiffanys_9-150x200.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-21888" title="anna_friel_tiffanys_9-150x200" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/anna_friel_tiffanys_9-150x200.jpg" alt="anna_friel_tiffanys_9-150x200" width="150" height="200" /></a>We all enjoyed the pictures of <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/anna-friel-nude-in-breakfast-at-tiffanys.html" target="_self"><strong>Anna Friel nude</strong></a> in <em>Breakfast at Tiffany&#8217;s</em>.  We liked looking at them and we liked thinking about them. But we&#8217;re a sensitive website with a kokopelli tattoo to prove it so we wondered, &#8220;How does Anna feel about it?&#8221; Funny we should ask. She <a href="http://www.digitalspy.com/showbiz/news/a184169/friel-fine-about-tiffanys-nude-scenes.html" target="_self">said</a> on the <em>Paul O&#8217;Grady Show</em>:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;At first I was [nervous]. There was a whole debate about when we actually rehearse the nakedness for the first time. It was in a rehearsal room which was very stark and cold and under fluorescent lights.</p>
<p>She added: &#8220;It&#8217;s so brief and it&#8217;s not gratuitous, it&#8217;s not salacious. It&#8217;s about this guy who sees a naked woman for the very first time. It teaches him to be a bit more open about it and not so stuffy. We&#8217;ve all got them &#8211; they just look different!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I have never really had a problem with nakedness. I could sit here completely naked and be interviewed and not care. But I won&#8217;t be doing that, don&#8217;t worry!&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Well thank God because I was really worried. I was sitting here wringing my hands and chewing the skin on the insides of my teeth like, &#8220;OK, breathe, CelebNewsWire. Just breathe.&#8221; Then I took some Valerian root and read this story and everything&#8217;s cool now.</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: Nice Purple Rain Font</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:55:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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Adam Lambert&#8217;s album cover has been revealed and we seriously have no idea why people keep insisting this dude is gay. (Allie Is Wired)
Matthew Broderick flubbed his lines so badly at a recent play that audiences demanded their money back. Bomp bomp ohhhhhh yeeeeahhhh chicka chick ahhhh. (Celebitchy)
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got tattoos of [...]]]></description>
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<li><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/adam_lambert_for_your_entertainment_photo.jpg"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-21839" title="adam_lambert_for_your_entertainment_photo" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/adam_lambert_for_your_entertainment_photo-200x200.jpg" alt="adam_lambert_for_your_entertainment_photo" width="200" height="200" /></a><strong>Adam Lambert</strong>&#8217;s album cover has been revealed and we seriously have no idea why people keep insisting this dude is gay. (<a href="http://allieiswired.com/archives/2009/10/adam-lambert-reveals-for-your-entertainment-album-cover-photo/" target="_self">Allie Is Wired</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Matthew Broderick</strong> flubbed his lines so badly at a recent play that audiences demanded their money back. Bomp bomp ohhhhhh yeeeeahhhh chicka chick ahhhh. (<a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/77664/matthew_broderick_slammed_by_angry_audience_for_his_horrible_acting/" target="_self">Celebitchy</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Khloe Kardashian</strong> and <strong>Lamar Odom</strong> got tattoos of each other&#8217;s initials because that&#8217;s what retards do. (<a href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2009/10/27/khloe-kardashian-got-a-tattoo/" target="_self">Fatback</a>)</li>
<li>There will be no charges filed in the <strong>Joe Francis/Brody Jenner/Jayde Nicole</strong> bar <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/joe-francis-fights-with-brody-jenner.html" target="_self">fight</a>. The judge looked at the evidence and was like, &#8220;Yeah, these people are douches, fuck &#8216;em.&#8221; (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/10/28/no-charges-filed-in-joe-francisjayde-nicole-assault-case/" target="_self">Yeeeah!</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Taylor Swift</strong> and <strong>Taylor Lautner</strong> are probably dating, which is like the 2009 version of Victoria Principal and Andy Gibb. Swooon! (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2009/10/taylor-and-taylor/" target="_self">The Blemish</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Brittany Murphy</strong> mistook the sounds of a humming generator for gunfire and called the cops. I mistook her <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/celebnewswires-top-10-fakest-celebrity-lips.html" target="_self">lips</a> for an inflatable raft, boarded them, and sailed away to Honah Lee. (<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/28/brittany-murphy-to-cops-i-heard-gun-fire/" target="_self">TMZ</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Dita Von Teese</strong> got tit implants after tripping balls on acid ruined hers. (<a href="http://blog.mrskin.com/dita-von-teese-implants---12681" target="_self">Mr. Skin</a>)</li>
<li>Happy 42nd birthday, <strong>Julia Roberts</strong>! Our present to you is posting candid shots of you in a bikini. (<a href="http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/julia-roberts/julia-roberts-bikini-pictures-005057" target="_self">Egotastic</a>)</li>
<li>Guess that celebrity camel toe! It&#8217;s more fun than Cootie! (<a href="http://www.cityrag.com/main/2009/10/celebrity-cameltoes-of-horror.html" target="_self">Cityrag</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Charlize Theron</strong> answers to &#8220;Ass-Nuts&#8221;. Thanks for stealing my future baby name, dick. (<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b150908_charlize_theron_just_call_me_ass-nuts.html" target="_self">E!</a>)</li>
<li>This gif. (<a href="http://i36.tinypic.com/ztxizl.gif" target="_self">Oh No They Didn&#8217;t</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Gisele Bundchen</strong>&#8217;s baby bumpchen suddenly got yuge! (<a href="http://www.dailystab.com/gisele-bundchen-shows-off-her-baby-bump/" target="_self">Daily Stab</a>)</li>
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		<title>Anna Friel Bares Eggs and Bacon in Breakfast at Tiffany&#8217;s</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 16:03:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that it&#8217;s 2009, we&#8217;re assuming that any production of Truman Capote&#8217;s Breakfast at Tiffany&#8217;s will most likely not include the Mickey Rooney style &#8220;Ah so solly! Me no rikey!&#8221; portrayal of Holly Golightly&#8217;s landlord Mr. Yunioshi. To make up for that, the latest production features Anna Friel&#8217;s tits. There hasn&#8217;t been a tradeoff this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/anna_friel_tiffanys_1.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-20721" title="anna_friel_tiffanys_1" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/anna_friel_tiffanys_1-150x200.jpg" alt="anna_friel_tiffanys_1" width="150" height="200" /></a>Now that it&#8217;s 2009, we&#8217;re assuming that any production of Truman Capote&#8217;s <em>Breakfast at Tiffany&#8217;s</em> will most likely not include the Mickey Rooney style &#8220;Ah so solly! Me no rikey!&#8221; portrayal of Holly Golightly&#8217;s landlord Mr. Yunioshi. To make up for that, the latest production features <strong>Anna Friel</strong>&#8217;s tits. There hasn&#8217;t been a tradeoff this great since I swapped two Little Debbies for a midget M.U.S.C.L.E. man in 6th grade. <em><a href="http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/showbiz/511131/Anna-Friel-goes-naked-for-classic-Breakfast-at-Tiffanys-role.html" target="_self">News of the World</a></em> reports:</p>
<blockquote><p>What a wake-up call! Anna Friel strips NAKED on stage in Breakfast at Tiffany&#8217;s &#8211; and serves a full English.</p>
<p>She looked sensational in the role made famous by Audrey Hepburn in the 1961 Oscar-winning movie. Unlike prim Audrey, our Anna, 33, had all her gems on show as she sparkled as Holly Golightly &#8211; who eats pastry outside the famous New York jewellers after a night out.</p>
<p>The former Brookside star, who has had singing lessons, trilled fans at last week&#8217;s preview at London&#8217;s Theatre Royal Haymarket.</p>
<p>One said: &#8220;The guys in the front row couldn&#8217;t believe it, their eyes were on stalks. It looked like they were about to pass out.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Now Deep Blue Something will have to reunite and rewrite their one hit wonder and change the meaning from bonding over the movie to Anna Friel&#8217;s yams. That shouldn&#8217;t be too hard. Just look at the Black Eyed Peas.</p>
<p>Naked lady pics tucked away under the cut.</p>
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		<title>Anne Hathaway&#039;s Packin&#039;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:13:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sigh. The very sexy Anne Hathaway is so nice and so pretty. We love her her giant smile, her big lips, her huge eyes, her enormous &#8230; bulge? Anne revealed to IMDb that she&#x27;s getting into character for her role in the Shakespeare play Twelfth Night by pulling a Spinal Tap and stuffing her crotch.
&#34;I&#x27;m [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/anne_hathaway_orange.jpg"><img alt="anne_hathaway_orange.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/anne_hathaway_orange-thumb.jpg" width="154" height="200" /></a>Sigh. The very sexy Anne Hathaway is so nice and so pretty. We love her her giant smile, her big lips, her huge eyes, her enormous &#8230; bulge? Anne revealed to <a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0814095/" target="_blank">IMDb</a> that she&#x27;s getting into character for her role in the Shakespeare play <em>Twelfth Night</em> by pulling a Spinal Tap and stuffing her crotch.</p>
<blockquote><p>&quot;I&#x27;m having a fun little time with Cesario right now. My character is a girl who&#x27;s shipwrecked and she arrives on a strange shore where she doesn&#x27;t know anyone, and it occurs to her that the best way to take care of herself is to pretend that she&#x27;s a boy.</p>
<p>&quot;I&#x27;d be lying if I said that I haven&#x27;t walked around my apartment with a sock shoved down the front! All of a sudden, you just understand. You stand differently and it&#x27;s just like, yeah!&quot; </p></blockquote>
<p>Ah, if only Anne had been cast in this role when she was still dating <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/anne_hathaway_journals_seized_follieri_f.html" target="_blank">Raffaelo Follieri</a>! It would have made his transition to prison much easier.</p>
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		<title>Kelly Brook&#039;s Bikini Is a Really Good Actor</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:31:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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We don&#x27;t go to the theater. Mostly because we&#x27;re charlatans, but also because in the rare instance that there is a hot naked lady on stage, we&#x27;re too far away to actually see it. Internet porn is just so much more intimate. So luckily once in a while someone like possible-still-fianc&#200;e of your friend Billy [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/kelly_brook_bikini.jpg"><img alt="kelly_brook_bikini.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/kelly_brook_bikini-thumb.jpg" width="156" height="200" /></a><br />
We don&#x27;t go to the theater. Mostly because we&#x27;re charlatans, but also because in the rare instance that there is a hot naked lady on stage, we&#x27;re too far away to actually see it. Internet porn is just so much more intimate. So luckily once in a while someone like possible-still-fianc&Egrave;e of your friend Billy Zane Kelly Brook appears on a London stage flaunting her funbags in a bikini and someone helpfully takes close-up pictures of said funbags. England is so much more advanced than we prudish Yanks. They make stars out of girls like Katie Price and Lucy Pinder, who do nothing more than haul out their fake boobies whenever a camera is around. We want our girls to have &quot;talent&quot; or &quot;class&quot; or some bullshit. Hell, the last time we saw a play all the women were dressed like Miss Havisham. That&#x27;s just not what art is about. Girls in bikinis! That&#x27;s how to get asses in seats. After all, we hear that Shakespeare&#x27;s first draft of <em>Hamlet</em> was nothing but girls in bikinis. He was a true innovator, that man.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/kelly_brook_bikini2.jpg"><img alt="kelly_brook_bikini2.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/kelly_brook_bikini2-thumb.jpg" width="112" height="200" /></a><br />
<a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/kelly_brook_bikini3.jpg"><img alt="kelly_brook_bikini3.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/kelly_brook_bikini3-thumb.jpg" width="126" height="200" /></a></p>
<div style="clear:both">More pics at <a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/10/14/kelly-brook-in-a-bikini-for-some-play-called-fat-pig-of-the-day/" target=" blank">Drunken Stepfather</a>.</div>
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<br />Not sexy enough for you? See Kelly Brook nude at MrSkin.com.</p>
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		<title>Harry Potter Hung Like a Hamster</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:09:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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Hamsters. They&#x27;re furry and fluffy. They&#x27;re teeny. They have stubby little wiggly tails. They&#x27;re good at hiding out of sight. Sure, they&#x27;re cute, but it&#x27;s not exactly a compliment when your dick is compared to one. Take it away Petco rodent-department employee of the month FemaleFirst:
Daniel Radcliffe&#x27;s penis shrank &#34;to the size of a hamster&#34; [...]]]></description>
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Hamsters. They&#x27;re furry and fluffy. They&#x27;re teeny. They have stubby little wiggly tails. They&#x27;re good at hiding out of sight. Sure, they&#x27;re cute, but it&#x27;s not exactly a compliment when your dick is compared to one. Take it away Petco rodent-department employee of the month <a href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Daniel+Radcliffe-22737.html" target=" blank">FemaleFirst</a>:<br />
<blockquote><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/daniel_radcliffe/" target=" blank">Daniel Radcliffe</a>&#x27;s penis shrank &quot;to the size of a hamster&quot; when he appeared naked on stage.</p>
<p>The &#x27;Harry Potter&#x27; star bared all for his role as a horse-obsessed stable boy in the London West End theatre production of &#x27;Equus&#x27; &#8211; which he reprises on New York&#x27;s Broadway from next week &#8211; but admits his nerves caused him an embarrassing problem on the opening night.</p>
<p>He said: &quot;You tighten up like a hamster. The first time it happened, I turned around and went, &#x27;You know, there&#x27;s a thousand people here and I don&#x27;t think even one of them would expect you to look your best in this situation.&#x27; &quot;</p></blockquote>
<p> We&#x27;re trying to find a positive angle here to comfort young Radcliffe, but we&#x27;re having a hard time. No wait, not a <em>hard</em> time; rather, our efforts are limp, flaccid, minuscule. What can we say to reassure the young lad after a theater full of people saw his dangling member retreat back into his body as if it were Osama Bin Laden taking cover in his cave? At least it wasn&#x27;t the size of a cockroach? It just doesn&#x27;t seem to make much of a difference.</p>
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		<title>Paris Hilton Takes First-Hand Knowledge of Prison and Chick Kissing to the Stage</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2007 17:50:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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With such demanding roles as Strung-out Supermodel, Female Club-goer, and Herself already stuffing her impressive r&#200;sum&#200;, Paris Hilton has decided to take her tang to the stage for some lady groping. According to A Socialite&#x27;s Life:
Paris is set to star in a musical in London in which she&#x27;ll play a chick in prison who hooks [...]]]></description>
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With such demanding roles as Strung-out Supermodel, Female Club-goer, and Herself already stuffing her impressive r&Egrave;sum&Egrave;, Paris Hilton has decided to take her tang to the stage for some lady groping. According to <a href="http://socialitelife.com/2007/09/06/our_apologies_to_the_lesbian_and_musical_theatre_communities.php" target=" blank">A Socialite&#x27;s Life</a>:<br />
<blockquote>Paris is set to star in a musical in London in which she&#x27;ll play a chick in prison who hooks with another gal. The show is based on a popular Australian soap opera called &quot;Prisoner: Cell Block H&quot;.</p>
<p>&quot;Paris, who is said to have been keen to tread the boards in the West End for some time, is to star as an inmate in the production set in a women-only prison.</p>
<p>It is believed her character will be involved in a lesbian romp.</p>
<p>The source added: &#x27;Paris is keen to stretch herself as an actress so she&#x27;s happy to kiss another girl for the audience and actually thinks it&#x27;ll be fun to play a lesbian. She&#x27;ll also get to stretch her vocal chords and she loves that.&#x27;&quot;</p></blockquote>
<p> Paris to play a convict who makes out with chicks? Why, we&#x27;re shocked! That&#x27;s so <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/ah_gay_paree.html" target=" blank">out of character</a>. She might as well we playing Eleanor Roosevelt. Such a stretch. We just hope this surely ground-breaking production pares down the script so that Paris&#x27;s singing part is restricted to a few whispered and breathy lines and her dance moves include a pole and/or a table to make her feel more comfortable. Better yet, cut the singing and dancing altogether and just have Paris and another femme inmate groping and kissing and licking for the entire performance. It would sell tons of tickets and Paris wouldn&#x27;t have to bother herself with memorizing lines.</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: . . . and the Sorcerer&#039;s Bone</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2007 17:14:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  Patricia Heaton is a conservative, but her dress sure ain&#x27;t.
&#239;  Scratch your head in wonder as you ponder the bizarre flap of flesh that resides between Janet Jackson&#x27;s ubiquitous implants.
&#239;  Anna Nicole&#x27;s former assistant, the beloved Kimmie, will be opening up tonight&#8211;for real this time&#8211;on The Insider. Pat O&#x27;Brien is gonna [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/britbald.jpg"><img alt="britbald.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/britbald-thumb.jpg" width="150" height="200" /></a>&iuml;  Patricia Heaton is a conservative, but her dress sure <a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2007/02/23/i-am-patricia-heaton-see-thru-of-the-day/" target="_blank">ain&#x27;t</a>.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Scratch your head in wonder as you ponder the bizarre <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/index.php/3133/janet_jacksons_breasts_are_back_/" target="_blank">flap of flesh</a> that resides between Janet Jackson&#x27;s ubiquitous implants.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Anna Nicole&#x27;s former assistant, the beloved Kimmie, will be <a href="http://www.theinsideronline.com/celeb/5395/" target="_blank">opening up</a> tonight&#8211;<a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/cnw_junk_drawer_never_killed_a_pot_head.html" target="_blank">for real this time</a>&#8211;on <em>The Insider</em>. Pat O&#x27;Brien is gonna go <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/things_that_made_us_lose_our_breakfast_o.html" target="_blank">fuckin&#x27; crazy</a> with her.</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/anna_nicole_smith/" target="_blank">Anna Nicole</a> will be <a href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Anna+Nicole+s+Bahamas+burial-14143.html" target="_blank">buried</a> next her her son in the Bahamas, it&#x27;s been decided. Finally.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Are Angelina and <a href="http://www.malestars.com/RS/rsid-704792/marker-InArticle/ " target=" blank">Brad</a> presently purchasing the <a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2007-02-23/#celeb4" target="_blank">next member</a> of their Benetton brood?</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/daniel_radcliffe/" target="_blank">Harry Potter</a> proudly waves his <a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2007/02/daniel_radcliffe_shows_off_his.html" target="_blank">trouser wand</a>; doesn&#x27;t make foreskin disappear. Make your own hung/horse joke here. NSFW.</p>
<p>&iuml;  We had pretty much decided against posting any shots of the paparazzi bothering Britney Spears during her breakdown. But then we saw <a href="http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/02/britney-spears-gets-nuts.html" target="_blank">these shots/video</a> of buzz-shorn B attacking a pap&#x27;s SUV with an umbrella and had to share because 1. she looks, awesomely and deliciously, like her lesbian soccer team just lost a match and she felt compelled to deface her opponent&#x27;s vehicle, and 2. we think she needs to call us immediately because we want to start an oi band with her.</p>
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		<title>If You Wanna Ride. Ride the White Horse.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2007 17:47:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alternate entry title: &#34;Hairy Potter&#34;.

Daniel Radcliffe, the boy wizard himself, is appearing on the London stage in the play Equus, and these &#34;raunchy&#34; photos have uptight Harry Potter fans outraged. Reports imdb.com:
. . . parents are up in arms and are bombarding Harry Potter fansites with emails. One reads, &#34;We as parents feel Daniel should [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/pot1.jpg"><img alt="pot1.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/pot1-thumb.jpg" width="141" height="200" /></a>Alternate entry title: &quot;Hairy Potter&quot;.<br />
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<a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/daniel_radcliffe/" target="_blank">Daniel Radcliffe</a>, the boy wizard himself, is appearing on the London stage in the play <em>Equus</em>, and these &quot;raunchy&quot; photos have uptight Harry Potter fans outraged. Reports imdb.com:</p>
<blockquote><p>. . . parents are up in arms and are bombarding Harry Potter fansites with emails. One reads, &quot;We as parents feel Daniel should not appear nude. Our nine-year-old son looks up to him as a role model. We are very disappointed and will avoid the future movies he makes.&quot; Radcliffe&#x27;s spokesperson Vanessa Davies tells British newspaper the Daily Mail, &quot;Daniel does not want to step away from Harry Potter but he does want to show he is a rounded actor capable of very different roles. He has tremendous support from Harry Potter fans.&quot;</p></blockquote>
<p>Whatever, these people who fire off angry emails are probably the same people who write erotic Potter fan fic in their spare time.</p>
<p>Anyway, we just wanted to find out if &quot;Harry Potter shirtless&quot; will fare as well as our favorite search phrase, <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/december_search_phrases_roundup.html" target="_blank">&quot;Aaron Carter shirtless&quot;</a>, in our stats. Stay tuned!</p>
<p>For more topless Dan Radcliffe, get thee to <a href="http://dlisted.com/2007/01/30/would-you-hit-it-13/" target="_blank">Dlisted</a>.</p>
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