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CNW Junk Drawer: They Tried to Make Me Go to Silicone Rehab
Amy Winehouse has traded needles in the arm for needles in the boobs and lips. (The Blemish)
Rachel Bilson sports Gwyneth Paltrow-style greaseball legs in Flaunt. (Yeeeah!)
James Gandolfini assaulted a paparazzo. Sadly, he later found out that the photog was not, in fact, carrying any nachos on him so it was all for naught. (Anything Hollywood)
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Anna is Friel with Her Body
We all enjoyed the pictures of Anna Friel nude in Breakfast at Tiffany’s. We liked looking at them and we liked thinking about them. But we’re a sensitive website with a kokopelli tattoo to prove it so we wondered, “How does Anna feel about it?” Funny we should ask. She said on the Paul O’Grady [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Nice Purple Rain Font
Adam Lambert’s album cover has been revealed and we seriously have no idea why people keep insisting this dude is gay. (Allie Is Wired)
Matthew Broderick flubbed his lines so badly at a recent play that audiences demanded their money back. Bomp bomp ohhhhhh yeeeeahhhh chicka chick ahhhh. (Celebitchy)
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got tattoos of [...]
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Also tagged Adam Lambert, boobs, camel toe, celebrity catfights, celebrity hookups, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in bikinis, Charlize Theron, Dita Von Teese, Gisele Bundchen, Jayde Nicole, Joe Francis, Julia Roberts, Khloe Kardashian, Lamar Odom, Matthew Broderick, music, tattoos, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Swift
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Anna Friel Bares Eggs and Bacon in Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Now that it’s 2009, we’re assuming that any production of Truman Capote’s Breakfast at Tiffany’s will most likely not include the Mickey Rooney style “Ah so solly! Me no rikey!” portrayal of Holly Golightly’s landlord Mr. Yunioshi. To make up for that, the latest production features Anna Friel’s tits. There hasn’t been a tradeoff this [...]
Anne Hathaway's Packin'
Sigh. The very sexy Anne Hathaway is so nice and so pretty. We love her her giant smile, her big lips, her huge eyes, her enormous … bulge? Anne revealed to IMDb that she's getting into character for her role in the Shakespeare play Twelfth Night by pulling a Spinal Tap and stuffing her crotch.
"I'm [...]
Kelly Brook's Bikini Is a Really Good Actor
We don't go to the theater. Mostly because we're charlatans, but also because in the rare instance that there is a hot naked lady on stage, we're too far away to actually see it. Internet porn is just so much more intimate. So luckily once in a while someone like possible-still-fiancÈe of your friend Billy [...]
Harry Potter Hung Like a Hamster
Hamsters. They're furry and fluffy. They're teeny. They have stubby little wiggly tails. They're good at hiding out of sight. Sure, they're cute, but it's not exactly a compliment when your dick is compared to one. Take it away Petco rodent-department employee of the month FemaleFirst:
Daniel Radcliffe's penis shrank "to the size of a hamster" [...]
Paris Hilton Takes First-Hand Knowledge of Prison and Chick Kissing to the Stage
With such demanding roles as Strung-out Supermodel, Female Club-goer, and Herself already stuffing her impressive rÈsumÈ, Paris Hilton has decided to take her tang to the stage for some lady groping. According to A Socialite's Life:
Paris is set to star in a musical in London in which she'll play a chick in prison who hooks [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: . . . and the Sorcerer's Bone
ï Patricia Heaton is a conservative, but her dress sure ain't.
ï Scratch your head in wonder as you ponder the bizarre flap of flesh that resides between Janet Jackson's ubiquitous implants.
ï Anna Nicole's former assistant, the beloved Kimmie, will be opening up tonight–for real this time–on The Insider. Pat O'Brien is gonna [...]
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If You Wanna Ride. Ride the White Horse.
Alternate entry title: "Hairy Potter".