Mitch Winehouse has rubbished claims that his daughter Amy went to hospital the other day for a cold .

Mitch said: “It wasn’t because she had a cold. She’s fine, she just had a little (pointing to his chest) leaky something or other.”

A friend of Amy’s adds: “She saw something oozing out on to her top. She was worried as they looked wonky and to see stuff seeping out was horrible.

She’s only had those things for one month! That’s what happens when you shop the clearance rack at Crazy Eddie’s House of Titties. It’s like Loehmann’s, but with a better dressing room.

Amy Winehouse spent £35,000 on a breast enlargement [and] boosted her bust from a 32B to a 32D, but she’s is now said to be hooked on surgery and planning another breast enlargement and even bum implants.

‘Amy loves her boobs,’ a source [said]. ‘She thinks by having another operation and bum implants that she will achieve her dream pin-up look.’

This is actually a good idea. That beehive is probably pretty top-heavy, and a comically huge ass will act as a sort of cantilever and anchor Amy firmly in place. Not to mention capture the fancy of Ice-T.

Earlier this month, it was rumored that Amy got fakies. We didn’t believe it at first, because throughout the impetigo and the domestic violence and the bulimia and the PCP, her boobs are the one (two?) things that have always looked pretty healthy. But her dad confirmed it, according to PopCrunch:

“I don’t know. I didn’t have to pay for it — that’s all I know,” Mitch explained. “Whenever I see her, she says, ‘Dad can you give me a couple of hundred.’ [But] I didn’t have to pay for the boobs. I don’t know.”

Well, happy Halloween, everybody. Slap two bolts on the side of those things and paint ‘em green and you’ve got a real horror fest.

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A magazine has claimed that Jennifer Aniston is sporting a curvier figure thanks to the new lunchtime boob jab.

The actress is rumoured to have had Macrolane injections and boosted her bra measurements by a whole cup size.

Grazia magazine made the claims this week after close friends reportedly said the 40-year-old has been feeling ’super confident’ as a result during the filming of her new movie The Bounty.

‘Jen loves the fact (sic) her curvier figure is having on her wardrobe for the movie. She’s dressed in figure-hugging skirts and low-cut tops every day. In fact, it’s no wonder she and Gerard have such electric chemistry.’

Macrolane injections!? Putting your grandma’s beaded owl wall hanging into your tits to make them bigger? What will they think of next.

10. Lindsay Lohan
Yes, this looks like crap, but she’ll let it go back to normal someday. Hopefully. Lindsay’s flirted with fillers before. She’s also flirted with a parking meter before, but cocaine’s a hell of a drug, you know?

9. Jessica Simpson
Jessica had a brief dalliance with Restylane in 2006, but later said, “It looked fake to me. I didn’t like that. It went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!” Too bad she can’t say the same of her career. Oooh, burnnnn.

8. Brittany Murphy
Like Lilo and J-Simp before her, Brittany let her mouth go back to its natural proportions. But in early 2006, the only people who had comparably overhanging upper lips were the Simpsons.

7. Lara Flynn Boyle
That’s awesome that her last name is Boyle because those thingies look two festering boils just begging for you to lance them and release their pustulous bounty.

6. Melanie Griffith
It’s no secret that Revlon chose her as a spokesmodel because when it comes to selling lipstick, you can’t beat a huge canvas upon which to paint. That’s just, like, advertising 101.

5. Meg Ryan
She was America’s sweetheart. Now she’s America’s grouper. Not a bad deal.

4. Donatella Versace
Time has not been kind to Janice from the Muppets. Life on the road with the Electric Mayhem is a hard life. After Dr. Teeth succumbed to a meth habit and Zoot joined the Children of God cult, it was all downhill.

3. Nikki Cox
Yeah, we don’t even know what the hell is going on here.

2. Priscilla Presley
Perhaps she missed her late husband so much that she wanted her mouth to forever imitate his signature lip curl.

1. Lisa Rinna
Excuse me ma’am but there is a prolapsed butthole on your face. Let me get that for you.

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"Victoria has wanted her implants taken out for a while. She felt that was part of her old image – the big hair, big boobs, fake tan – and that she has moved on since those days. She had the op three weeks ago and is very pleased with the results. After the op she came to London for business then went to France to heal properly in private.î

We're excited to see Posh with a more natural look. However, "more natural" for her would mean going from half casaba melons inside her chest cavity to subcutaneous cannonballs. Posh, we don't even know you anymore.