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CNW Junk Drawer: They Tried to Make Me Go to Silicone Rehab

Amy Winehouse has traded needles in the arm for needles in the boobs and lips. (The Blemish)
Rachel Bilson sports Gwyneth Paltrow-style greaseball legs in Flaunt. (Yeeeah!)
James Gandolfini assaulted a paparazzo. Sadly, he later found out that the photog was not, in fact, carrying any nachos on him so it was all for naught. (Anything Hollywood)
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Well, Those Are New

So if you were to sit down and make out a laundry list of ways to improve Amy Winehouse, what would you include? Cortisone cream would be on there, sure. A new pair of shoes. Fresh ideas for songwriting, that’s a good one. Oh, and not smoking crack. That’d work. But of all the things [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: The Fetus Next Door

Kendra Wilkinson reveals EEEEEE BABY BUMMMMMP BUMP ALLLERERRRT OOOOH SQUEEEEALLLL! (Popeater)
The New York Times is all, “Sorry we said you’re a slut” to Sienna Miller. (Yeeeah!)
Rosie O’Donnell and her wife might be getting same sex divorced. (Amy Grindhouse)
Bobby Brown implies that Whitney likes crack. Not that kind of crack. The kind you find in front [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: “I Still Love Her, But She’s Retarded”

Nicole Kidman. Touch her and she will not flinch. Cut her and she will not bleed. She is Terminator Barbie. Botox syringe sold separately. (D-listed)
Tila Tequila threatens suicide. On Twitter, so you know she means business. (Yeeeah!)
Guy Ritchie says Madonna is “retarded”. You forgot “dummy” and “dipstick” and “diarrhea breath”, Guy. (Us Weekly)
Mischa Barton fears [...]

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Shot Through the Tit and Jen’s to Blame

Jennifer Aniston has been promoting Love Happens, her new romantic comedy with Harvey Dent, in a nice way: boobs. She keeps hauling those things out for every photo shoot whether she’s asked to or not. We’re sure you all appreciate the effort, but you may not, in fact, actually be looking at Jennifer Aniston’s breasts. [...]

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CelebNewsWire’s Top 10 Fakest Celebrity Lips!

Last week, Lindsay Lohan celebrated getting a job by getting a lipful of glop that made her look like she had a couple of Oscar Meyer wieners stapled to her face. We’re not quite sure why Hollywood types think that a droopy, gloopy mouth is alluring, but by God, we’re going to point and laugh [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Hayden Panettiless, But Not For You

Hayden Panettiere nude!!!! In her home. Privately. Wow, what a story! (Female First)
Jon Gosselin is an elegant gentleman who is charming with the ladies. (Yeeeah!)
Kanye West’s fierce-ass girlfriend Amber Rose naked. The Louvre is probably negotiating to buy her butt. (Drunken Stepfather)
Kristen Stewart and Megan Fox are fighting over Robert Pattinson. Who will will the [...]

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Victoria Beckham's Scuds Are Now Bottle Rockets

There are only a few things in this world we can count on. Everyone dies, a Shania Twain song will invariably be playing every time you set foot in a Village Discount Outlet in the greater Chicagoland area, and Victoria Beckham will always have the kind of shelf-solid tit implants you can display pottery and [...]

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Denise's Titty Trio

We've always pretty much figured that Denise Richards had fakies, but she admitted it to Howard Stern when she appeared on his show yesterday morning. As a matter of fact, she had three put in. Three boob jobs, not three boobs, you yo-yo. Reports US mag:
I was 19, and my roommate had the best boobs [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: MF T&A in UK GQ

All the pics from Megan Fox’s UK GQ shoot. That should keep you busy. (Yeeeah!)
David Carradine was found dead in a hotel room in Bangkok. Grasshopper, no! (TMZ)
Melissa Joan Hart was praying that Farrah Fawcett wouldn’t die . . . because that would have bumped her off the cover of people. Melissa [...]

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