Tag Archives: plastic surgery rumors
The Jug Is Leaking
Last month, Amy Winehouse debuted her new breast implants by puffing out her shiny new chest and strutting around on the street like she was a male quail showing off her fine plumage to a hen. But it looks like even this improvement has literally blown up in her face because her fake boob is [...]
Winehouse Desires Assplants
We’re going to see a lot more of Amy Winehouse coming up. By that we mean that she’s planning on getting plasticine balloons shoved inside her butt cheeks, making them R. Crumb worthy. The Daily Mail reports:
Amy Winehouse spent £35,000 on a breast enlargement [and] boosted her bust from a 32B to a 32D, but [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: They Tried to Make Me Go to Silicone Rehab
Amy Winehouse has traded needles in the arm for needles in the boobs and lips. (The Blemish)
Rachel Bilson sports Gwyneth Paltrow-style greaseball legs in Flaunt. (Yeeeah!)
James Gandolfini assaulted a paparazzo. Sadly, he later found out that the photog was not, in fact, carrying any nachos on him so it was all for naught. (Anything Hollywood)
Strap [...]
Posted in Uncategorized
Also tagged Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, celebrity catfights, Celebrity Sex Tapes, Chris Martin, Gwyneth Paltrow, James Gandolfini, Janine Lindemulder, Kate Bosworth, Kelly Brook, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Michael Lohan, plays, Rachel Bilson, Sandra Bullock, Shauna Sand, Suri Cruise
2 Comments
Well, Those Are New
So if you were to sit down and make out a laundry list of ways to improve Amy Winehouse, what would you include? Cortisone cream would be on there, sure. A new pair of shoes. Fresh ideas for songwriting, that’s a good one. Oh, and not smoking crack. That’d work. But of all the things [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: The Fetus Next Door
Kendra Wilkinson reveals EEEEEE BABY BUMMMMMP BUMP ALLLERERRRT OOOOH SQUEEEEALLLL! (Popeater)
The New York Times is all, “Sorry we said you’re a slut” to Sienna Miller. (Yeeeah!)
Rosie O’Donnell and her wife might be getting same sex divorced. (Amy Grindhouse)
Bobby Brown implies that Whitney likes crack. Not that kind of crack. The kind you find in front [...]
Shot Through the Tit and Jen’s to Blame
Jennifer Aniston has been promoting Love Happens, her new romantic comedy with Harvey Dent, in a nice way: boobs. She keeps hauling those things out for every photo shoot whether she’s asked to or not. We’re sure you all appreciate the effort, but you may not, in fact, actually be looking at Jennifer Aniston’s breasts. [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Hayden Panettiless, But Not For You
Hayden Panettiere nude!!!! In her home. Privately. Wow, what a story! (Female First)
Jon Gosselin is an elegant gentleman who is charming with the ladies. (Yeeeah!)
Kanye West’s fierce-ass girlfriend Amber Rose naked. The Louvre is probably negotiating to buy her butt. (Drunken Stepfather)
Kristen Stewart and Megan Fox are fighting over Robert Pattinson. Who will will the [...]
Posted in Uncategorized
Also tagged Amber Rose, Brooke Hogan, celebrity nudity, Hayden Panettiere, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Jon Gosselin, Kristen Stewart, Megan Fox, Paris Hilton, Robert Pattinson
2 Comments
Victoria Beckham's Scuds Are Now Bottle Rockets
There are only a few things in this world we can count on. Everyone dies, a Shania Twain song will invariably be playing every time you set foot in a Village Discount Outlet in the greater Chicagoland area, and Victoria Beckham will always have the kind of shelf-solid tit implants you can display pottery and [...]