Tag Archives: Pink
CNW Junk Drawer: Pink Pee
ï As a half-Jew, Rob Schneider refuses to ever work with Mel Gibson. Braveheart 2 just got 54% less zany!
ï Ever seen pink pee before? No? Ever seen Pink pee before? Also no? Well, here ya go.
ï Carmen Electra and Shannon Elizabeth are pals. If C-list hangs with D-list, does that elevate [...]
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Also tagged Al Reynolds, booze, Britney Spears, Carmen Electra, celebrity bathroom habits, celebrity gay rumors, celebrity offspring, Cindy Crawford, David Geffen, Gwen Stefani, Mel Gibson, Melanie Griffith, Penelope Cruz, Rob Schneider
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Nip's Coming Out So You Better Get This Piercing Started
We've got to hand it to Pink–she certainly takes it to the next level. Bored with traditional crack barings and underskirt pokies, she's ushering in a new age of celebrity skin. Ladies and germs, kindly slip into your Body Glove wet suit, slam a Dew and jump into your Suzuki Samurai, and enjoy, after the [...]
Pink's Pink in Black and White
If you'll recall awhile back, Pink became our go-to sexy lady. While Angelina Jolie was all full of baby and not so inclined to talk about the various visitors to her vagina and Eva Longoria was off getting her vibrators serviced (so they could better service her, of course), Pink seemed to be the only [...]
Distinct Lack of Kink from Pink
Technically, this story about singer Pink discussing (we accidentally typed "disgusting" there, a very apropos typo, to be sure) her proclivities in the boudoir should have been the lead "Sexy Lady" story. But in the past month, she's become the Eva Longoria of the pop music world, gaining press by flapping her gums in regards [...]
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Pink's Ode to the Hand Shandy
Pink claims that a song on her new album is about masturbation. Um, sorry to break this to you, Pink, but you're about twenty-three years too late on the shocking female diddling song tip. Bop, she bop.
Pink Wants to Live Up to Her Moniker
According to our gossip guide dog, FemaleFirst, "Pop star Pink hates wearing clothes and wishes the music industry would let her perform naked." If only! If only! Damn that confounded music industry and their hatred of taut, toned, naked flesh! When, when will evil overlords Sire and Atlantic, et al, release their artists from the [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Erecting a Twelve Foot Pole
ï Jennifer Aniston is moving to Chicago. We can't wait to run into her in the health and beauty aisle at Jewel!
ï Piper Perabo lowers herself to date former pill-popper/Friends friend Matthew Perry. Move over TomKat and Brangelina, here's . . . Pipthew Perrybo?
ï Our #1 deity, Mariah Carey, teams up with [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, Colin Farrell, frivolous lawsuits, Jennifer Aniston, Kevin Federline, Mariah Carey, Matthew Perry, movies, music, music videos, Natalie Portman, paparazzi, Piper Perabo, Salma Hayek, Steven Tyler, Tori Spelling
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CNW Junk Drawer: Engagements A-Go-Go. And Poop.
ï Pink proposed to her boyfriend, motocross racer and Surreal Life star Carey Hart. Not to be confused with Corey Hart. That would just be preposterous.
ï Looks like Stella Lost Her Groove again. Because, as it turns out, her groove was A Gay.
ï Fergie scares us. Fergie looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid that grew [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Bobby Brown, Brad Pitt, celeb engagements/weddings, Fergie, Josh Duhamel, television, Whitney Houston
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