Later, Beyonce won the award for Video of the Year and invited Taylor Swift onstage to “have her moment”. And Kanye was asked to leave the building, did so, and then wrote a caps lock apology on his blog, which he’s since taken down. We’re skeptics and frankly we’re not sure if the whole thing was a stunt in the vein of Eminem-Bruno’s nuts, but as a possible explanation, Kanye was seen stumbling around with a bottle of Hennessy before the incident. God, he is just such a badass! So in my face. You can tell by the fact that he is wearing sunglasses indoors and has one flap of his leather chemise tucked and one untucked. Society just can’t rein him in!

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The 'So What' singer was enjoying a bike trip in Australia with husband Carey Hart, but when the pair stopped for a toilet break the excited amphibian jumped at Pink's face.

A source said: "They were relieving themselves by the road when a frog jumped up and hit Pink bang in the eyes. She freaked."

God, the mental image of Pink squatting down taking a pee when a frog jumps up and beams her in the eyes may be the best we've ever encountered. Maybe it would be better if her biking attire included a tutu and a Viking helmet, but really this is good enough. But what could have been the frog's motive? Did the frog read about Pink's involvement with PETA in Animal (People's less-successful sister publication) and get all up in arms? (Or up in legs or tentacles or whatever frogs call them?) "Why's she so worried about all those cows and chickens? Doesn't she know people eat frogs too? Where's the boycott on my behalf? Here's a protest idea: 'I'd rather hop through fire than eat frogs.' And people would hop through rings of fire while wearing frog costumes. Wait. That doesn't sound right. Let me think on this a bit and I'll have my secretary get back to you. YES, frogs can have secretaries. Gawd, you're so uncultured."

The entire time Kanye is going, ‘They need more fur in this show’. He just wouldn’t shut up about how he loved fur. I mean, he’s saying this to me, the PETA guy and Paul McCartney! I was just so grossed out by him. I’m like, ‘You’re an idiot!’ There are so many people who I think are a waste of skin and he’s up there. I should wear him. Go on, donate yourself Kanye. People can wear your fur.

God, Kanye, you’re hilarious. But you know what would have been even better? You should have brought your own fur. Just armloads of it, piled high on your lap while you awaited the emergence of the models, then you should have jumped up on the runway and covered each girl with a stole. So funny. And we’re almost sure that Pink doesn’t have the forethought to carry around buckets of red paint with her, so don’t worry about that.

[Pink], 29, bumped into 28-year-old Wilmer Valderrama at an Ultimate Fighting event at the MGM Grand on Dec. 27 – and that led to an even later night at the Sin City hotspot LAX.

At LAXÖ they [were] seated into a VIP table onstage and tossed back shots of Patron tequila followed by drinking Duckhorn Merlot.

ìPink and Wilmer were definitely feeling no pain, and they got very touchy-feely,î according to an eyewitness.

The two – both notorious partiers – seem to be a natural match.

I guess now we know who's putting the ram on Valderramalama's ding dong. Zing?

Friends reveal the singer has sought comfort from [confirmed Scientologist] Juliette Lewis, who is introducing her to the controversial religion. A source tells Star magazine, ìPink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved.î

You know what this means: baby rape is definitely off the menu in the Pink household. Whew!


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Recently Pink has been spotted hanging with the openly gay cast members of Showtimeís The L Word at Hollywoodís hotspot Falcon and watching the nearly-naked female go-go dancers at Truck Stop, a popular ladiesí night in West Hollywood, said the insider.

She and a posse of girlfriends also hit Eleven Nightclub in West Hollywood, posing for pictures with the buff star of lesbian movie ìThe Gymnast.î

A recently internet report also said Pink was seen cavorting with a woman on Feb. 7 at Macy Grayís private showcase at The Hotel Cafe in Los AngelesÖ

A pal of Careyís said: ìThey had an open relationship and it worked for a while. But at some point Pink quit telling Carey about her affair with women. Then heíd find out and confront her. Eventually, he went back to womanizing and all that was leftÖ was to divorce.î

Isn't this situation like every dude's dream? Marrying some incredibly rich dame who brings other ladies home and into your waiting bed? This is grounds for swooning, not divorce papers, Carey Hart. You foolish cur. Now you will just have to go back to wearing your sunglasses at night.

The marriage of pop singer Pink and her husband of two years, motocross racer and former The Surreal Life star Carey Hart, has ended, the singer's publicist, Michele Schweitzer, tells PEOPLE.

"Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another," says Schweitzer, adding, "While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger."

Pink, 28, and Hart, 32, met at the 2001 X Games and broke up for a time in 2003, but the split was well behind them in 2005, when the singer popped the question to her beau as he sped around the track during a competition in Mammoth Lakes, Calif.

They married in January 2006 at a non-denominational ceremony in Costa Rica. Among the 100 guests was Lisa Marie Presley.

In August 2007, amid reports that the marriage was on the rocks, Hart dismissed the stories as "just a bunch of trash talk."

Man, this is so sad. We mean, look at how in love they were once:

Pink has been seen kissing a woman, further fuelling reports her marriage is in trouble.

The 'Stupid Girls' singer – who has been plagued by rumours her relationship with her motocross star husband Carey Hart is on the rocks – is allegedly so tired of her husband's dalliances with other women she decided to hit back by "making out" with a mystery woman at Santa Monica's Viceroy Hotel.

A source told Australia's New Weekly magazine: "She was flirting the way you'd expect her to flirt with a man, cuddling and being overly affectionate. They were making out."

Pink's representative has strongly denied the star is having a lesbian fling, and insists Pink was just enjoying a night out with her friends.

Carey was reportedly seen dirty dancing with a mystery brunette on a drunken night out without his wife.

A source said: "He was having a great time. Pink wouldn't have been happy!"

The reports have surfaced just weeks after it was claimed Pink was regretting agreeing to an open marriage.

A source said: "Divorce is just around the corner. Carey has this one blonde in particular that he takes everywhere, even public appearances. But Pink knew what she was getting into!"

Pink allegedly agreed that Carey could "play away from home" while she is on tour, but is now getting broody and wants to start a family.

She was recently overheard telling friends at Hollywood restaurant Eleven that she wanted time apart from Carey after just 21 months of marriage.

A source said: "She told them, 'We're just not getting along anymore. We each need our space. We need our distance. It's not like it was when we first started.' "

When asked about their marriage in September, Carey, 32, said "everything's fine".

A representative for Pink, 28, branded rumours the couple are splitting up as "complete bullshit."

God, we never thought two girls kissing could be so boring. Well, unless we were talking about Rosie O'Donnell and her wife, of course.

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