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WHY CAN’T YOU JUST LET HER BE GREAT?
Last night, we watched the VMA awards. Also fondly known as The MySpace Grammies. Lots of crazy things happened! Pink lipsynched while flipping around on a trapeze wearing a jester costume and a tit sticker. Lil Mama rushed the stage during Jay-Z’s performance. Eminem didn’t seem to get mad at any puppets or testicles. Russell [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Tumbleweaves
That’s Britney’s weave, not the back of Dog the Bounty Hunter’s head, FYI.
John Edwards, you are the father. (Celebitchy)
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhart are back together. Their hearts are held together by love. And their groins are forever linked by the human papilloma virus. (Fatback)
Channing Tatum was a stripper. A stripper who grinded (ground?) to [...]
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Pink Attacked by Frog While Peeing
How many times have you been out on a bike ride and all the sudden had to take a piss? Naturally you hopped off the bike, found a nice bush, and took a shaded squat. And how many times, while you've been squirting it out behind that bush watching for passing cyclists, has an angry [...]
Pink Wants to Wear Kanye West's Pelt
There are some unspoken rules in Hollywood that everyone is expected to follow. You don't shit talk Xenu to Tom Cruise. You don't wave a bottle of hooch under Lindsay Lohan's nose unless you're looking for a new pet. And you don't say "Fur is awesome" to someone like Pink. But that Kanye West, he's [...]
Easiest Celebrity Couple Name Ever: Pez.
It's corny. It's vile. It's funny. And yet, it's so, so right. Newly single Pink is reportedly hooking up with Fez. Reports the National Enquirer (via Celebitchy):
[Pink], 29, bumped into 28-year-old Wilmer Valderrama at an Ultimate Fighting event at the MGM Grand on Dec. 27 – and that led to an [...]
U + Ur E-Meter
There is a plague among us. Little by little it is claiming the lives of Hollywood's elite. But along the way it must also claim the souls of those not-so-elite, those who earn less than $50 million a year, Hollywood's poor D-listers. Once it's through with all of Tinseltown, from Brad Pitt all the way [...]
Pink Cheats with Chicks
Pink is certainly living up to her colorful moniker–now that she and BMX bandit husband Carey Hart are divorcing, rumors are flying that the reason might have something to do with the fact that she prefers the ham-hued folds of the fairer sex's laps. Says the Enquirer, via Celebitchy:
Recently Pink has been spotted hanging with [...]
Pink Sez: "Marriage Stinks. I'm Outta Here."
Prepare to be knocked right out of your Herman Miller Aeron chair, because we've got a shocker for you: Pink and Carey Hart are getting a divorce. We know. An unexpected blow like this is hard. We're thinking of starting a support group if you're interested. People reports:
The marriage of pop singer Pink and her [...]
Pink Makes out with Chick, Shocks No One
We generally don't have much interest in Pink. She's ex-treem, she hates Britney Spears, she's probably divorcing that guy who does some sort of sport type thing that don't give a shit about. Whatever. But you know what we do have an interest in? Two girls making out. Unfortunately when one of those girls is [...]
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