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Petra Nemcova Wears World's Sexiest Granny Panties
As much as we love the British press and their willingness to run any story, no matter how dubious, we also have a wee problem with them, as illustrated by Petra Nemcova over there. The Brits love the word raunchy so damn much that they seem to use it at any opportunity. To Americans, raunchy [...]
Petra Nemcova's Dress: No Shoe Mirrors Necessary
Here's model Petra Nemcova at some event or another, gently spreading her legs a touch to unleash a gentle tsunami of upskirt panty action. Ho ho ho! Did you see what we did there, with the "tsunami"? See, because she was a victim of the 2004 tsunami. Get it? That's what's known as "provocative comedy". [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Momiston
ï Jennifer Aniston is going to adopt a baby! So prepare to listen to your middle-aged lady coworkers coo and gasp with delight and talk about what a wonderful mother that nice Aniston woman will make. And then her publicist will deny the reports and it will all be over. Ahhh. (IMDb)
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Also tagged Britney Spears, celebrity adoption, celebrity offspring, celebrity websites, celebs in bikinis, Jennifer Aniston, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, models, Olsen twins
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Petra Nemcova Skirts Disaster; Almost Upskirts
Underwear model Petra Nemcova was nearly swept away by the infamous 2004 tsunami. Although her boyfriend died tragically, Petra recovered nicely and went on to . . . date James Blunt. And the whole time she was dating James Blunt, we kept thinking, "Is this it? She was nearly smashed to smithereens under the weight [...]
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SI Swimsuit Issue: Eight Cover Models for the Price of One
The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Merely uttering those five tiny words causes uncontrollable priapism in roughly 82.647% of the population (we counted). Each year, bright-eyed, rosy-cheeked innocents across this great nation race to the mailbox or to their local Waldenbooks, nether regions all atingle, gasping, “Who made the cover? Who made the cover? Who made [...]
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Also tagged Elle MacPherson, Elsa Benitez, magazines, models, Rebecca Romijn
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