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Aa Beaautiful Maatrimony

Agent E. — Mon, 04 May 2009 17:18:12 +0000

You thought you'd never see the day, but possibly the world's worst hyphenation prospects are now a possiblity: Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard have married. Says IMDb:

The Dark Knight star Maggie Gyllenhaal has wed her actor boyfriend Peter Sarsgaard in a romantic ceremony in Italy.

The couple exchanged vows in a small chapel in Brindisi on Saturday, with the actress' brother Jake Gyllenhaal and his girlfriend Reese Witherspoon among the guests in attendance, reports RadarOnline.com.

The pair, who have been dating since 2002, have a two-year-old daughter, Ramona.

It was a lovely ceremony. White lilies adorned the idyllic chapel. The pianist played a romantic sonata. The bride wore Vera Wang andóswayed by fear of swine flu wafting on the stagnant air in a confined spaceóa Peter Sarsgaard Sars Guard.

Sarsgaard Aaccidentaally Gaawks Aanonymous Vaaginaa

Agent E. — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 17:55:34 +0000

So you're a woman doing your yearly duty of having cold, hard metal shoved up your lady business. You're in a cold room, covered by a scratchy piece of thin blue paper, with your legs up in an uncomfortable position and a doctor's head perched near a sensitive area. In other words, this is not the time for a usually coveted celebrity sighting. But try telling that to Peter Sarsgaard.

We don't watch Letterman, because the Ambien we mix with our after-dinner aperitif usually has us passed out on the bathroom floor by about 8:30, but Friday night we missed a nice little story told to Dave by Maggie Gyllenhaal. Says Us Weekly:

A very pregnant Maggie Gyllenhaal dropped by the Late Show with David Letterman on Friday to talk about her forthcoming baby (she told Dave she doesnít know the sex) with fiancÈ Peter Sarsgaard.
Dave: ìYour husband, is heÖHowís he handling the pregnancy? Is he nervous? Is he excited? Is heÖwell, itís a combination of both, of course, isnít it?î
Maggie: ìHow is he handling it? Well, the very first time that we went to meet our OB, he walked in on her examining someone else.î
Dave: ìCan you do that? ëIím just looking around.íî
Maggie: ìHe seemed kind of like Ben Stiller in a Ben Stiller movie when he came back in. Yeah, he went to put some quarters in our meter, and he was just this excited new dad, and he rushed into the room, and he saw some other womanís feet in the stirrups. Like Ben Stiller or Hugh Grant, he had that kind of romantic comedy quality.î
Dave: ìI wish I had thought of that.î

Thanks, Dave, for reminding us that you're a total perv. We always like to start our morning with a strong cup of French roast, the sports page, and thoughts of David Letterman wandering into gynecologists' offices ogling strange women's spread beavers.

Before she was preggo, Maggie loved getting her kit off. You can see proof at MrSkin.com.

CNW Junk Drawer: Happy Buhthdayyy, Mistah Hefnahh

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 17:40:14 +0000

ï Maggie Gyllenhaal's been impregnated by, and is now engaged to, Peter Sarsgaard. Congrats, Gaardhaal.

ï We told you about Sienna Miller supposedly being snapped doing some career-threateningly embarrassing cavorting at a VF party. Here are the pics. BFD.

ï Kristanna Loken: if you're Loken for an upskirt shot, you've found one.

ï Jennifer Love Hewitt says that Fez is a dirty liar and that she absolutely did not take a ride on his baloney pony.

ï Keri Russell, NAKED in a magazine. However, it's Vanity Fair, so there's no real Felicity felititty.

ï Women want Kelly Brook's body. They want her body baaad.

ï Paris Hilton shows off her sultry pipes. And for once, we're not talking about her poon chasm.

ï That little girl from Pete and Pete is now a plumber.

ï Mariah Carey's foxy ex-boyfriend upgrades to Cindy Crawford. She's planning on leaving her husband and moving into her new love's refrigerator box in Shantytown, USA.