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But Will Princess Tiamii Be Stripped of Her Title?
We didn't report on this yesterday because we were so devastated, but after a full 24 hours of masticating and digesting this hideous news, we're ready to open up and let our hurt be known. Katie Price and Peter Andre are splitting. We thought these two were really going to make it. After all, their [...]
Jordan: Budding Movie-Mogul Genius
In the world of celebrity biopics, there are good choices and bad choices. Sissy Spacek as Loretta Lynn in Coal Miner's Daughter? Pretty spot on. Angelina Jolie as Jordan? We don't think so. It would probably be a better match to cast an ostrich in the role. As long as the ostrich had Mr. Ed-like [...]
Just Added To Jordan's List of Likes: Poop Sex
We would tell Jordan to shut up already about the gross intricacies of her marital life, but we're hoping that one day she'll actually stumble upon the one subject that will embarrass either her or Peter Andre. Maybe Peter likes to stick a replica light saber up his waxed asshole and shout out "Fuck me [...]
Jordan Likes a Smooth Bunghole
We never thought we'd feel the need to write about Jordan twice in one week, but there's one thing that we can never, ever resist, and that's a waxed asshole.
We Hear the Naming Ceremony Included a Pair of Crown-Shaped Boob Implants
You need a break from checking TMZ every forty seconds to see if Lindsay's been re-arrested for baby trafficking or running a white-slavery ring, right? You want something a bit less intense, and hopefully involving gigantic volleyball-sized boobs? OK, we'll turn to accomplished "novelist" and min-skirt enthusiast Katie "Jordan" Price on her new baby daughter.
"Her [...]
Jordan Makes Naked Pregnancy Photos a Little Less Classy
It's to the point where if we see Katie "Jordan" Price standing at a Starbucks counter waiting for her decaf half-frap mocha chai non-fat skinny latte wearing nothing but a matching diamond tiara and necklace, we'd say, "Aw, isn't that sweet. She dressed up to go get coffee." Really, Jordan naked is as shocking as [...]
Jordan Plans Post-Pregnancy Poonplasty
Demure, conservative prude/beautiful angel from heaven above Jordan (also known as Katie Price stateside) continues to demonstrate her class and elegance by discussing what she's got in store for her lower biz after giving birth to her third child shortly: a Jenna Jameson-style vadge-job! She told OK!:
"I wouldn't be doing it because I want to [...]
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Jordan Anticipates Fourth Boob Job, Lipo, Tummy Tuck, Botox . . . Oh, and Baby, She Supposes
There's been a large, dootie bubble-shaped hole in our hearts since Being Bobby Brown went off the air. Luckily, our favorite brown-bag-skinned, metallic-lawn-ball-breasted Brit, Jordan, and her small plasticine husband, Peter Andre, are bringing their special brand of E-list love Stateside with a new reality series for E! After the cut, Jordan gives us a [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: "All the Women Heís Been With Are Dirty Rats."
ï Elle Macpherson's still got it! Believe the hype, feel the magic, catch the wave, etc., etc.
ï Anna Nicole sold the video of her C-section to Entertainment Tonight for $1 million. OK, so for those who like to keep count: she sold the last pictures of her with her son, she sold the [...]
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