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To Ashlee Simpson, Foot Massage=Cervical Dilation
We're seriously beginning to think that Ashlee Simpson's uterus is lined with velcro or something, because the little Wentzlet just will not come out. Maybe he/she heard its daddy cooing about how he had the nursery all set up for the baby's arrival (baby-size flat-ironing station, MySpace photo booth, drawers and drawers full of skinny [...]
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Baby Wentz Already Wentz Out of Ashlee's Womb?
A few months back, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz-Wentz claimed that their scion would issue forth on Halloween. That was wishful thinking for the emo couple, but it turns out that Ashlee may have finally dropped this weekend. Our personal gossip doula, FemaleFirst, says:
The 'Little Miss Obsessive' singer's husband, Fall Out Boy rocker Pete Wentz, [...]
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Ashlee Simpson Showered in Pooh
For the past four or five days we've been checking TMZ constantly, on the edge our seat, breathlessly chanting, "Is it here yet? Is it here yet?" "It" of course being the progeny of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, which was reportedly due on Halloween. We are so excited, we just can't wait. And apparently [...]
Pete Wentz Afraid His Child Will Have Taste
Every day we wake up and are immediately seized with fear and apprehension when the realization that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson have reproduced hits us. Pete, too, feels apprehension. Apprehension that his soon-to-be-born child will not like Fall Out Boy's music. He says:
"This is the first record we've made that I'll be able to [...]
Ashlee Has Two Babees
OK, listen up, Hollywood. No more twins. Please. At this rate, the offspring of famous people will outnumber the offspring of Muggles 10 to 1 by the year 2015. The latest to be cooking up a fresh pair of infants: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. Aka the Wimpsons. E! Online reports:
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Slip n' Slide
ï Marisa Miller works the runway wearing the latest in swimwear and silicone/polymer based body oil. (F-listed)
ï Ali Lohan auditions for the director of Bun Sisters 12. (Yeeeah!)
ï Rihanna is easy, breezy, beautiful, unCovered Girl. In a see-through shirt. That shows nipple ring. (The Blemish)
ï Madonna is one step away from [...]
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Confirmed: Pete Wentz Into Ashlee's Vagina Sans Condom
It's official. These two dildos reproduced. Awesome. Fall Out Turd Pete Wentz wrote on his website:
"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to [...]
Ashlee and Pete Slide Down the Rabbit Hole of Domestic Bliss
We'd like to extend a hearty congratulations to Amy Winehouse! Today she and her loving husband, her Blake incarcerated, celebrate one year of wedded matrimony. Truly these are fortuitous days for nuptials, so Ashlee Simpson and her stubby lover Pete Wentz picked a great time to make it legal. Reports People:
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz [...]
Famous People Do Nothing, Get Paid
Your wedding and baby photos: You pay $3.79 at the Walgreens photo kiosk for a stack of glossy 8×10s. Famous people's wedding and baby photos: Magazines pay them millions of dollars to run the images for the whole world to see. That hard-won managerial position at Hot Topic seemed like a pretty sweet gig last [...]
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Ashlee and Petee: Nuptials Are Nigh!
Love springs a turtle. Or eternal, whatever. Lip-synching, rhinoplastic fantastic celebrity sibling Ashlee Simpson is rumored to be marrying her wang-flashing Fall Out Fiance, Pete Wentz, this coming weekend. Reports Us:
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will wed Saturday, May 17 at a "top secret" location, a source close to the couple told Usmagazine.com.
"Proper invites have [...]