Tag Archives: Pete Wentz
CNW Junk Drawer: Sammy Snow-sa
Sammy Sosa used to be a Dominican dude, right? Not a Cullen-white green-eyed guy? We didn’t just make that up? (Gabby Babble)
It’s all right cuz she’s saved by the fetus: Tiffani (-Amber) Thiessen is with child. (PopEater)
Lilogate continues: in more tapes, Lindsay Lohan’s charming and selfless parents allege that she was porking Heath Ledger when [...]
Fight Over Wentz: Ashlee Simpson Is the Chump Victor
Generally a woman who has birthed a baby in the past year sticks to certain conventions. Wearing loose clothing to conceal the still-lingering baby weight. Carrying an overstuffed diaper bag filled with baby wipes and little baggies of Cheerios. Drinking shitloads of caffeine to ward off crushing exhaustion. But not Ashlee Simpson. Nope, when she [...]
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A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Pete Wentz Into a Bar . . .
Pete Wentz is such a multi-talent. He plays bass! He produces! He designs hoodies for assholes! He busts nuts inside Ashlee Simpson's womb! He shows the internet his dick root! And he owns a bar. It's called Angels & Kings and it's in NYC and apparently, it's a great place to go if you're still [...]
Bowery Balloo Wentz in the Works?
God, it was gross enough when Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz reproduced the first time, does it have to happen again? We can't face more combined doucheskillet genes and embarrassing baby names. But PopCrunch says these two made another baby, with a mysterious source telling Star that Ashlee is just a few weeks along and [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Renee ZellWebster
Renee Zellweger says she wants a man like a dictionary. Long and hard? Hoo ha! (FemaleFirst)
Lily Allen shittalks half of England. We’re in love. (Anything Hollywood)
Megan Fox as an awkward teen. Without the awkward part. (Cityrag)
Miss California Carrie Prejean topless pictures. She hates gays getting married, but showing boobs is a go. [...]
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Also tagged Carrie Prejean, Cassie, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Ellen Pompeo, Kiefer Sutherland, Kirstie Alley, Lily Allen, Megan Fox, RenÈe Zellweger, television
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Ashlee Simpson Likes Parties, Not Poopy
Poor little Ashlee Simpson. All she does all day is clean up poop, then clean up some more poop. But little Ashlee doesn't wanna clean up poop. Little Ashlee wanna party. Little Ashlee wanna get shitfaced and make out with strangers in dark corners of clubs like all of her friends. Poor little Ashlee. Says [...]
Ashlee Simpson Is a Freak in the Sheets
Sure, Ashlee Simpson and stubby penis-like Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz made a baby, so they've obviously had sexual intercourse, but we have a hard time picturing their coitus. We assume it involves putting on matching mud packs and painting each other's nails, reading Teen Vogue and then updating their MySpace profiles. But sex is [...]
Babies, Boobs, And Hall & Oates Tattoos: The Simpson-Wentz Story
Ugh, slow gossip day. Celebs must be doing gross stuff like holiday shopping and spending time with loved ones and crap instead of going out, smoking angel dust, and banging each other. The nerve! So here's a few tidbits on CNW's first family: Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, and little baby Flatpoint Balloo. First, Pete takes [...]
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Baby for Sale! Pete and Ashlee's Baby for Sale! C'mon, Somebody Please Buy Pete and Ashlee's Baby.
Poor Pete and Ashlee. First everybody makes fun of their baby's name (personally, if we were going to name our kid after a Jungle Book character, we'd go for Rikki-Tikki, but whatever), and now no one will hand over cash to see the little emo tot. Maybe Us Weekly et al. weighed the pay-out against [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Twilight One Up for Me
ï Twilight mania's at an all time high! And so is star Kristen Stewart. (ONTD)
ï Chelsea Handler may be posing nude for Playboy, because she's so popular and everyone likes her show, right? (Yeeeah!)
ï Pete Wentz tries to explain his and Ashlee's choice of the name Bronx Mowgli. "We're retarded" is a good [...]
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Also tagged Ashlee Simpson, booze, Britney Spears, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, celebs posing for Playboy, Chelsea Handler, Dita Von Teese, drugs, Karolina Kurkova, Kristen Stewart, magazines, Mariah Carey, Megan Fox, Rihanna
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