Tag Archives: Pete Doherty
CNW Junk Drawer: Duff Muff?
ï Bridget Moynahan gave birth to a giant football yesterday. (Celebitchy)
ï Anna Faris makes with the cheek-smugglers. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Jessica Biel is happy to share her chest chasm with you in FHM. (Egotastic!)
ï Attractive drip Adrian Grenier throws genital caution to the wind and hangs out with Paris Hilton. (The Blemish)
ï [...]
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Also tagged Adrian Grenier, advertisements, Anna Faris, Bill Murray, booze, Bridget Moynahan, celebrity arrests, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, celebrity pets, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in rehab, Christina Aguilera, drugs, Hilary Duff, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Biel, Kurt Russell, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Mariah Carey, Paris Hilton
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CNW Junk Drawer: "Nasty Old Rag"
ï Nasty old rag Kate Moss might have to pay off ex Pete Doherty to shut him up. Ah, the perils of cracky love. (Celeb Warship)
ï Paris just a hair(less) away from her 'tang-flashing halcyon days. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Nomi Malone, in a bikini, poolside. Hopefully, after these pictures were taken, she doffed [...]
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Also tagged celebrity breakups, celebs in bikinis, Courtney Love, drugs, Elizabeth Berkley, Hayden Panettiere, Kate Moss, Kirsten Dunst, Lindsay Lohan, movies, Paris Hilton, upskirt shots
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Cokeheads on Film
Perennial CNW favorite Kate Moss is shaking in her moccasins over the prospect of her doughy, clammy ex love Pete Doherty releasing racy tapes of the couple's intimate moments. "Who gets custody of the sex tape?" is the most pressing question facing celebrities after a breakup. It's a difficult enough decision when the bust-up is [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Ambien And Candie's
ï Scarlett Johansson dons septum piercing, (fake?) tattoo; dresses like Hot Lips Houlihan. (CityRag)
ï Hunkosaurus Rex John Stamos blames his recent slurry interview on Ambien. Right now, David Hasselhoff and Paula Abdul are cursing themselves for not thinking of that one first. (Glitterati Gossip)
ï Crack-addicted, clammy, rotten-toothed, smack-shooting, overgrown fetus cheats on [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebs in bikinis, drugs, Eva Longoria, Fergie, John Stamos, Kate Moss, Megan Fox, Michelle Rodriguez, models, music, Nick Lachey, Scarlett Johansson, television, Vanessa Minnillo
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Paris Hilton Sentenced to 45 Days in Jail; Celebrates with Upskirt Shot
By now you know that Paris Hilton was sentenced to serve forty-five days in the clink for violating the terms of her DUI and driving on her suspended license. She's scheduled to begin her sentence on June 5th. Some folks would take the opportunity to spend time with loved ones, some would attempt an appeal, [...]
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Also tagged booze, celebrity arrests, drugs, Paris Hilton, upskirt shots
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Kate Moss Loves Pork Rinds, Will Soon Pork Rings
On this, one of the slowest gossip weeks in nigh on a year, we're grateful to our gossip prom chaperone, FemaleFirst, for a one-two shot of totally tubular headlines: "Kate Moss Loves Pork" and "Pete Doherty's Penis Piercing." The former refers to the famously slender Miss Moss snarfing up pub pork rinds, while the latter [...]
CelebNewsWire's Day in Pictures
We're having one of those days where we try to focus on something, but then we get distracted. Just a few minutes ago we were trying to finish our morning rails, when mid-line we looked out the window and saw a furry little bunny hopping through the grass. Our head darted up, we cooed, "Oooh, [...]
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Even Rock Stars Think Kate & Pete Humping Is Disgusting
Like we always say, CelebNewsWire has so much in common with Kate Moss. First, we look fierce in skinny jeans. Also, we've been kicked out of fancy pants British music awards shows for humping our crackhead boyfriend in the alley more times than we can even remember.
Puff the Magic Penguin Meets Little Petey Paper
Sure, we've been joking a lot lately about celebrities blazing up in public, but Pete Doherty has gone too far. Too far! The New York Daily News shocks and enthralls:
Kate Moss' boyfriend Pete Doherty may have fed a joint to a penguin. On a trip to the Cotswold Wildlife Park in England, the couple gawked [...]