Tag Archives: Pete Doherty
Welcome Back, Pete
It's been nigh on five months since the supremely clammy Pete Doherty oozed his way onto these pages, open sores weeping a sluglike trail behind him. Today, he's back and he's doing more crazy stuff with helpless animals. He already turned a kitten into a crack whore and manhandled a litter of newborn mice, now [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Minnillo Licks the Vanillo
ï Vanessa Minnillo fellates a PInkberry spoon. (F-listed)
ï Can't lose that last stubborn five pounds? Get gastric band surgery! Courtney Love did. (Yeeeah!)
ï Pics from Britney Spears's new video for "Womanizer". Lots o' wigs, and not a batty pink one amongst them. (Pop on the Pop)
ï Madonna bans Sarah Palin from [...]
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Also tagged Anna Faris, celebrity accidents, celebrity catfights, celebs in rehab, Courtney Love, David Duchovny, Kristen Bell, Madonna, Miley Cyrus, movies, music videos, Nick Nolte, plastic surgery rumors, politicians, Tom Cruise, Vanessa Minnillo
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England Finally Admits Pete Doherty Is Not Upstanding Citizen, Issues Warrant for His Arrest
England is a magical place where one can walk around with a junk needle in their arm, carrying a cat smoking a crack pipe, and the bobbies just say, "Pip, pip old bean. You're looking a bit chaffed. How about a spot of tea, then?" Plus it's full of unicorns and hippogriffs. Harry Potter taught [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Oh, Behave
ï Gisele Bundchen may be costarring in the new Austin Powers movie. Terrific. What's next, Adriana Lima in Mighty Ducks V? (Daily Stab)
ï Eva Longoria and her husband want to invite Posh and Becks over for a foursome. A foursome consisting of slow and sensual games of Cootie! and Mousetrap. (Female Foist)
ï [...]
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Also tagged Bret Michaels, Britney Spears, David Beckham, Elisha Cuthbert, Eva Longoria, Evan Rachel Wood, Gisele Bundchen, jail, John Mayer, magazines, movies, tattoos, Victoria Beckham
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Cokeheads on Film Part II
Back in July we told you about the shocking, racy, totally sexy and raunchy video footage Porky Petey Dough-erty possesses of Kate Moss. It included such embarrassing moments as Kate singing. Wow. If something like that got out it would totally ruin her career as a really skinny person who can be made pretty with [...]
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Also tagged Celebrity Sex Tapes, frivolous lawsuits, Kate Moss, television
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CNW Junk Drawer: The People vs. Teri's Piehole
ï Teri Hatcher is being sued over lip gloss. The American justice system: serious business. (CelebTV)
ï Heather Mills (McCartney) shows off her strawberry fields, forever. Do you wanna hold her glands? You might have a hard day's night, though she appears to be giving everyone a ticket to ride, so let's all come [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, Cindy Crawford, drugs, frivolous lawsuits, Hayden Panettiere, Heather Mills McCartney, John Mayer, Mary Carey, Megan Fox, Minka Kelly, music, Paris Hilton, plastic surgery rumors, Scarlett Johansson, Teri Hatcher
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Cokeheads on Film Part 28357928
Much like his lost lady love of yore, Kate Moss, Porky Petey Dougherty has been caught on tape Dysoning some coke up his schnoz. Let our gossip crack dealer, FemaleFirst, tell the tale:
Pete Doherty has been filmed snorting what appears to be cocaine just days after vowing to return to rehab.
The troubled Babyshambles rocker, [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Matt n' Mandy, Sittin' in a Tree
ï Is our sweet angel Mandy Moore getting Binged? Oh Christ, NO! (Yeeeah!)
ï Our favorite opiate connoisseur, Porky Petey Dough-erty, has returned to form. Now with video! (Drunken Stepfather)
ï And Pete's ex, Kate Moss, sports some really sharp needles of her own. (Taxi Driver)
ï Jerry O'Connell has hot wife; poor self-esteem. [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, booze, celebrity arrests, celebrity hookups, drugs, Eva Mendes, Jerry O'Connell, Jessica Simpson, Josh Hartnett, Leelee Sobieski, Mandy Moore, Matthew Perry, Rebecca De Mornay, Rebecca Romijn, Rihanna, see-through shots, Shia LaBeouf
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CNW Junk Drawer: Digging for Nuggets
ï Inspiring photo montage of Tara Reid in various stages of intoxication: the Sweaty Man-O-War, the Crotch Weeper, the Sunny Days Trailer Park Special, the Buttafuoco. (Cityrag)
ï Teri Hatcher is a butt-picker. A picker of butts. (Taxi Driver)
ï New Kim Kardashian sex tape footage coming soon. In your pants. Get it? Get [...]
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Also tagged booze, celebrity pregnancies, Celebrity Sex Tapes, drugs, Hilary Duff, Kate Hudson, Kim Kardashian, Megan Fox, Owen Wilson, Pamela Anderson, Scarlett Johansson, Tara Reid, Teri Hatcher
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Cat Crack Fe-ver, Neer Neer Neeeeeer
Christ on a cracker, can we please put Pete Doherty in prison already? Please? Earlier, we reported that Pete Doherty's cat was found to have cocaine in its tiny, fluffy system. Now, the picture at left has surfaced, allegedly depicting Doherty getting the cat high with a crack pipe he designed specially for his feline [...]