Keeley Hazell Saves Animals with Breasts

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:30:48 +0000

PETA is probably the most reviled group of capital letters outside of NAMBLA. They do stuff that makes the most hardcore of animal activists ashamed. And the worst thing they’ve ever done is create that “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” ad campaign because none of the women are actually naked in it! I mean, sure, they’re naked, but they’ll have an arm coquettishly propped against their ham bags (totally not vegan!) or a broom or lamp or something hiding their pudendae. Leave it to British big boob lady Keeley Hazell to buck convention and actually show her gut-clutchingly awesome and huge and natural rack. And this time, the ad actually worked! We were about to leave the office to go strut around like Joe Jackson in a full-length chinchilla and then take a drive in our panda-upholstered Bentley but now we’re going to stay home to eat TVP and touch ourselves down there.

NSFW Pics after the cut.

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Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:59:47 +0000

ï Anne Hathaway wraps her legs around costar and begs "Fuck me." Well, okay. (Mr Skin)

ï A lady got kissed to deaf. Zing! What a clever play on words! (Celebitchy)

ï Tila Tequila is ready to adopt! A baby even! Not just a new weave or a maltipoo! (CelebWarship)

ï Khloe Kardashian shows her side teat-a and full seat-a for PETA. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï And Kid Rock is all "see my vest, see my vest, made of real gorilla chest." (Anything Hollywood)

ï Britney's backup dancers have to make tinkles in cups. (Pop on the Pop)

ï It's been a while since we've eyeballed Kelly Brook in her lacy undertrimmings. (Holy Taco)

ï J. Lo has a better set of twins than Max and Emme. (Derek Hail)

ï Jay Leno will be taking his chambray shirts and wind-tossed silver mane to the 10 PM slot. (Hollywire)

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Keeley Hazell Saves Animals with Breasts

CNW Junk Drawer: The Forbidden Dance