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Blake Lively, Boob Slightly

Agent E. — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:22:37 +0000

Dudes. It’s time we had a talk. We understand that sometimes you get overly excited upon seeing a human female nipple. Your subconscious takes over and floods your brain with feelings of home and comfort and nourishment and love. But you see, we were bottle fed, so we don’t fall for any of that bullshit. Therefore we do not get confused and stumble over our words. The matter at hand today is the concept of a nip slip. It’s simple, really. For this term to apply to a particular glance at a nipple, said nipple must SLIP out of some article of clothing. If there is any sort of cloth covering that nipple, a nip slip has not occurred. What you’ve got there is a see-through shot. Because you SEE THROUGH the fabric to glimpse the nipple. Let us illustrate. The pictures of Blake Lively that we have thoughtfully tucked under the cut will show you exactly what a see-through nipple shot looks like. Over the boob lies nothing but a swath of lace, and lace is a fairly transparent fabric, thus your eyes land upon a bit of areloa. Please, study these pictures while saying to yourself, “This is not a nip slip, this is not a nip slip, this is not a nip slip. This is a see-through shot.” We don’t want to have this discussion again.

CNW Junk Drawer: Still Big

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 21 May 2008 17:35:52 +0000

Jessica Simpson gives herself a breast exam. “Are they still big? Yep. Yep. Still big.” (Egotastic)
Hey, ladies. Hold on to your panties and your cocktails, because Kiefer Sutherland is single! (Derek Hail)
Tina Turner says that BeyoncÈ will never be rock n’ roll. Oh yeah? Well guess what, Tina? You’ll never be polka! Eat that! (Female First)
Shania Twain has learned an important lesson: don’t marry a straw-haired producer of bombastic rock music and live in seclusion in Europe lest straw-haired producer runs off with the manager of your Swiss chateau. Oh, that’s a story as old as the hills. When will they ever learn? (Hollywire)
Every part of Kristen Bell is adorable. Up to and including her wee booty. (The Blemish)
The Hills’s Whitney Port becomes Titney Port when she slipples nipple. (Drunken Stepfather)
And speaking of Hills douches, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt get fingered. (Allie Is Wired)
Ten Toys that Made You Gay. (Cityrag)
Joss Stone explores another girl’s dental work. With her tongue. (I Don’t Like You In That Way)
Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively cavorts on beach with Penn Badgley. And one of them is wearing a bikini, but we won’t spoil it and tell you which! (F-Listed)

Gossip Girl's Blake Lively in a Bikini OMFG LOL WTF BBQ

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 15 May 2008 17:59:42 +0000

Gossip Girl Gossip Girl Gossip Girl Gossip Girl! GOSSIP GIRL!!!! In a bid to increase our under-21 readership, we’re only going to talk about The Hills and Gossip Girl from now on. A good place to start is GG’s Blake Lively in a bikini. Unfortunately, the view is somewhat obscured by her onscreen boyfriend Penn Badgley, who appears to have taken his love jones for his costar into the real world.

Ah, looks like old Penn there learned some seduction tips from Hulk Hogan. Only Blake isn’t his daughter so it isn’t nearly as sexy.

And because nothing complements bikini bodies like a hearty guffaw, here is Blake’s older sister Robyn Lively in the cinematic classic Teen Witch.

Blake shows it off at MrSkin.com.