Tag Archives: Penelope Cruz
CNW Junk Drawer: "Did Not Do Drugs They're Not Mine"
ï Lindsay tells Billy Bush, "Yes. I am innocent… did not do drugs they're not mine." Well, technically the drugs they found weren't "done" yet because they were in her pocket. So . . . yeah! Innocent! (TMZ)
ï Lily Allen does not suffer Courtney Loves gladly. (Celeb Warship)
ï Eva Mendes sends Jane [...]
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Also tagged celebrity arrests, celebrity nudity, celebs posing for Playboy, Courtney Love, drugs, Eva Mendes, Hilary Duff, Jennifer Garner, Kim Kardashian, Lily Allen, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Rihanna, underwear
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CNW Junk Drawer: Snow Blower Over
ï Prince approached Penelope Cruz and sang a song just for her. Next week, we will see her in purple lingerie and a spiral perm, fronting the Penelope 6. (Celebrity Mound)
ï Britney backed out of Cyndi Lauper's True Colors tour after she found out that "performing" meant "actually singing". "I cain't do that, [...]
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Also tagged Ashley Olsen, Britney Spears, celebrity arrests, drugs, George Michael, Hayden Panettiere, Mary-Kate Olsen, Megan Fox, music, plastic surgery rumors, Prince, tattoos, Vivica A. Fox
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CNW Junk Drawer: Wiggin' Out
ï "Pink bra. Pink push-up bra. Uhhh . . . acid wash. Skirt that's . . . acid wash with ball-point pen. Uhhh . . . wig. Bad wig. Bad, brown wig. Ratty brown–" "Things Britney Spears wears!" Ding ding ding! You just won $25,000 Pyramid! (Egotastic!)
ï Penny Kravitz? (Female First)
ï [...]
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Also tagged Ashlee Simpson, Britney Spears, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity arrests, celebrity hookups, drugs, Jessica Simpson, Johnny Depp, Kate Moss, Melanie Brown, Paris Hilton, see-through shots, upskirt shots, Vanessa Paradis
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CNW Junk Drawer: She Wants to Be The Girl with the Least Cake
ï Courtney Love, in a bikini, weighing less than her 12-year-old daughter. That's what making out with Bruce Willis will do to a body. It happened to Lohan, now it's happening again.
ï Uma Thurman's one-piece strains against the weight of her Nordic kahooblies.
ï Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson's illicit extramarital blonde people [...]
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Also tagged Bruce Willis, celebrity hookups, celebs in bikinis, Courtney Love, Goldie Hawn, Jake Gyllenhaal, Josh Hartnett, Josh Henderson, Kate Hudson, Owen Wilson, P. Diddy, Paris Hilton, Reese Witherspoon, Rose McGowan, television, Uma Thurman
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How to Stuff a Wild Albakini, 2007 Edition
The more things change, the more they stay the same. Another year has come and gone and Nicole Richie has metamorphosed from an underfed blonde ex-heroin user to an underfed brunette Vicodin abuser and Lohan went from a deflated-chested blonde to a reflated-chested brunette. However, Jessica Alba is still making merry in the surf while [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "I Know How to Learn Anything I Want to Learn."
ï Kirsten Dunst's teatlets meet a lace-paneled dress, peekaboo nippage ensues. The pictures are old, but so are you, geezer.
ï John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are together again, naturally. Even though they say they weren't together in the first place. But they are now. Probably. Eh.
ï Well, we had the dubious honor [...]
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Also tagged celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity hookups, celebrity offspring, Celebrity Sex Tapes, Dustin Diamond, Gillian Anderson, Holly Valance, Jada Pinkett Smith, Janet Jackson, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Keira Knightley, Kirsten Dunst, Rupert Friend, see-through shots, Will Smith
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The Beardiest Beard that Ever Did Beard Beards Anew
We knew those rumors we heard of Orlando Bloom romancing Uma Thurman couldn't have any vestige of truth. After all, she has no known bearding experience. Penelope Cruz, on the other hand, has a bearding rÈsumÈ that's long and storied. Plus, after Tom Cruise, Orlando looks positively manly.
Of course there is one other explanation for [...]
The Beardiest Beard that Ever Did Beard
Matthew: See this, buttmunches? I'm with a girl. A hot girl. I am so not gay. I even put on a shirt to prove that I don't want that yummy concierge looking at my totally ripped pecs. I don't care if he does have an ass that's as tight as Janet Jackson's weave. Cause I've [...]
Abridged CNW Month-End Search Terms: August 2006
We've got to keep up with the Johnsons and the Smiths and the Egotastics and the Idontlikeyouinthatways, so we're introducing a new feature. At the end of each month, we'll be your bloggy Rick Dees and will count down the top five search phrases (not including "CelebNewsWire" and its variants) people use to get to [...]
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Also tagged Aaron Carter, Angelina Jolie, celebrity nudity, Kate Bosworth, Kendra Wilkinson, Lindsay Lohan, Mindy Kaling
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Mam Overboard!!!
Penelope Cruz recently enjoyed a cruise (Cruz) around Ibiza with her mother. No word on what Mother Cruz was donning, but Pen was poured into this bikini:
After the cut, see what happened when she hit the water. We don't want to give anything away, so we'll employ the use of anagrams to give you a [...]